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[Zebediah]

FIRST IMAGE:

[BenRG]

TORTURA: "I must say Steven, it is a great relief to put my old career behind me! The violence was poison to the soul!"

STEVEN: "Yeah, me too! I was afraid I'd become a cereal killer!"

[Gyrre]

Tortura: "Rød grød med fløde." There, I haf said it. Now may I please haf some?"

Steve: "Sure thing. I don't know why it's not more common around here."

[Gyrre]

Tortura: "So you are sure zat zese chak chak and ptichie moloko based cereals would sell quite vell here in de States?"

Steve: "Oh yeah! Definitely. Sugary cereals are a staple of the American breakfast. You'll just want to call the ptichie moloko one by a more American name. Too many parents will be super confused about 'birds’ milk cake'. You could probably do one based on vatrushka, too."

[Zebediah]

Tortura: "Current assignment is to eliminate American naval officer known as Captain Crunch."

Steve: "Already took care of it."

[Zebediah]

SECOND IMAGE:

[BenRG]

DORA: "... and we'll have dancers doing the can-can outside for the grand opening! That's your role, Brun!"

BRUN: "Need to loosen up to do high kicks."

HANNELORE: "DORA! STOP IT!"

[Zebediah]

Dora: "I recently had my legs lengthened. Now they go all the way up."

Brun: "I think I need to get my legs lengthened."

Hannelore: "That is not how legs work!"

[Gyrre]

DORA: "If you can do 3000 laps around the building by 3 pm, you can have the clock."
BRUN: "Deal. I'd better limber up first."
HANNERS: "Dora! That's unreasonable! "

[Thrudd]

DORA: "The uniforms are on order. Don't worry, I already have your measurements and any specific alterations can be made in-house."
BRUN: "It has been a while since I had to be so flexible."
HANNERS: "I am not wearing a tutu!"

[JimC]

D: The till is broken, but is it so hard to add up a few items in your head?
B: OK, but I'll have to carry the tens on my toes.
H: I am NOT working in a barefoot shop!

[Zebediah]

CHALLENGE ROUND:



 

[BenRG]

TOP CAPTION: PLAYANTHRO - March 2017

BOTTOM CAPTION: Playmate of the Month - Fabio Longhorn

[Skewbrow]

Ethan: "Would boning Unicorn-Mike really be the worst thing?"
Amber: "Hell no! Have you seen those abs?"

[Thrudd]

Top Caption: "Go beyond the impossible and kick reason to the curb!"

Bottom Caption: "My drill is the drill that will pierce the Heavens!”

[DSL]

"WIL-L-L-L-L-L-BUR!"

[Zebediah]

♪ I'm too sexy for my horn
  Too sexy for my horn
  Since the day I was born ♪