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QC Captions vol. 311
« on: 12 Mar 2017, 14:19 »

FIRST IMAGE:


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Re: QC Captions vol. 311
« Reply #1 on: 12 Mar 2017, 15:11 »

BRUN: "Even this is not my final form."

ELLIOTT: "I'm glad to hear that!"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 311
« Reply #2 on: 12 Mar 2017, 16:41 »

BRUN: "Sorry. I've spent too much time hanging around the Tesla coil clock display at the mall."
ELLIOT: "Tesla coil clock display?"



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Re: QC Captions vol. 311
« Reply #3 on: 12 Mar 2017, 17:02 »

Brun: Believe it or not not I turn into a blond when I get myself pumped up.

Elliott: And it gets this tall you say?
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There is a difference between spare parts, extra parts and left over parts.

The Venn diagram  for Common Sense and Good Sense has very little, if any, overlap.

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Re: QC Captions vol. 311
« Reply #4 on: 12 Mar 2017, 17:13 »

Brun: "And this is what my hair looks like in zero gravity."

Elliot: "Wait - how are you doing that?"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 311
« Reply #5 on: 12 Mar 2017, 18:58 »

Brun: "Now my hair will turn into snakes."
Elliot: "Wait, I thought YOU were the one playing Cleopatra!"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 311
« Reply #6 on: 13 Mar 2017, 14:19 »

Brün: "Did you see that? Sparks flew when you touched my hair."
Elliot: "Are you angry at me?"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 311
« Reply #7 on: 13 Mar 2017, 14:31 »

BRUN: "I don't mind you patting my head, but please wash your hands first."
ELLIOT: "Sorry! I was filling jelly rolls!"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 311
« Reply #8 on: 14 Mar 2017, 05:06 »

SECOND IMAGE:



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Re: QC Captions vol. 311
« Reply #9 on: 14 Mar 2017, 05:38 »

JEREMY: "Seven, you are the optimum template in my processes! Will you agree to forever be a linked resource with me?"

SEVEN: "Mi amore!"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 311
« Reply #10 on: 14 Mar 2017, 06:59 »

JEREMY: Madame, your boiling oil bath awaits.
SEVEN: Thank you.
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Re: QC Captions vol. 311
« Reply #11 on: 14 Mar 2017, 12:59 »

JEREMY: "Seven, you are the optimum template in my processes! Will you agree to forever be a linked resource with me?"

SEVEN: "Mi amore!"

JEREMY: Oh, Morticia, I love it when you speak French!


(Yes, I know that's not French.)
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Re: QC Captions vol. 311
« Reply #12 on: 15 Mar 2017, 02:34 »

J:  And now I've got this really sore joint in my neck...
7: Me too: are you sure that was what the humans mean by necking? Didn't seem like much fun.
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Re: QC Captions vol. 311
« Reply #13 on: 15 Mar 2017, 06:18 »

JEREMY: ... --- / - .... . -. / .. / ... . -. - / .. / .- -- / .- / .-.. .. --. .... - / .... --- ..- ... . / -.-- --- ..- / -.-. .... .- -. --. . / -.-. --- ..- .-. ... .

SEVEN: .-.. --- .-..
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« Reply #14 on: 15 Mar 2017, 07:14 »

JEREMY: ... --- / - .... . -. / .. / ... . -. - / .. / .- -- / .- / .-.. .. --. .... - / .... --- ..- ... . / -.-- --- ..- / -.-. .... .- -. --. . / -.-. --- ..- .-. ... .

SEVEN: .-.. --- .-..
- .... .- - / .. ... / .- -. / --- .-.. -.. .. . / -... ..- - / .- / --. --- --- -.. .. .
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Re: QC Captions vol. 311
« Reply #15 on: 15 Mar 2017, 09:48 »

Jeremy: "Ev-ah?"

Seven: "WALL·E?"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 311
« Reply #16 on: 16 Mar 2017, 05:17 »

THIRD IMAGE:



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Re: QC Captions vol. 311
« Reply #17 on: 16 Mar 2017, 05:20 »

Bubbles: "As God is my witness, I'll never be hungry again."
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Re: QC Captions vol. 311
« Reply #18 on: 16 Mar 2017, 05:20 »

BUBBLES: "One day, Arthur, all this will be yours!"
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« Reply #19 on: 16 Mar 2017, 14:54 »

BUBBLES: "Turn around and bend over, please, just a little ... ?  OK, thanks, proceed upstairs to the boarding area."
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Re: QC Captions vol. 311
« Reply #20 on: 16 Mar 2017, 16:31 »

Bubbles: "Next week is Shirtless Elliot Week."
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Re: QC Captions vol. 311
« Reply #21 on: 16 Mar 2017, 17:22 »

Bubbles: "WITH GREAT JUSTICE!"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 311
« Reply #22 on: 16 Mar 2017, 18:09 »

Bubbles: On my honor as a knight of the ficus I so vow!
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Re: QC Captions vol. 311
« Reply #23 on: 17 Mar 2017, 07:42 »

Bubbles: "I said your name is Arthur."

Arthur: "I am Groot."
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Re: QC Captions vol. 311
« Reply #24 on: 27 Mar 2017, 21:27 »

Bubbles: "I solemnly swear to prevent Tai from smoking you"
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