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QC Captions vol. 313
« on: 26 Mar 2017, 07:12 »
FIRST IMAGE:



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Re: QC Captions vol. 313
« Reply #1 on: 26 Mar 2017, 07:14 »
ELLIOTT: "I'm too sexy..."

TAI: "... for my body!"

DORA: "Would someone please tell me why 'body beautiful' and 'reflexive exhibitionism' seem to go together?"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 313
« Reply #2 on: 26 Mar 2017, 09:44 »
Elliot: Alright. Once again, I am Elliot...

Tai: And I am Tai. And we just want to...

Together: pump... [clap]...you up!

DORA: Live from coffee of Doom, its Friday Night [eyeroll]
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Re: QC Captions vol. 313
« Reply #3 on: 26 Mar 2017, 09:52 »
ELLIOT: "Secret! Strong enough for a man ..."
TAI: "...but made for a woman!"
DORA: "Sheesh. Marty and I used to just borrow each other's deodorant when we ran out."
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Re: QC Captions vol. 313
« Reply #4 on: 26 Mar 2017, 12:06 »
Elliot: "Nice!"

Tai: "Nice!"

Dora: "No, what I'm thinking right now is definitely 'naughty'."
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Re: QC Captions vol. 313
« Reply #5 on: 26 Mar 2017, 19:20 »
Elliot: "Prepare for trouble!"
Tai: "And Make it double!"
Dora: "And your brains have blasted off at the speed of light."
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Re: QC Captions vol. 313
« Reply #6 on: 27 Mar 2017, 00:30 »
Elliot: "Elliot smash!"

Tai: "Tai smash!"

Dora: "Dora smash puny girlfriend and delivery hunk if they don't take it to the gym."
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Re: QC Captions vol. 313
« Reply #7 on: 28 Mar 2017, 05:54 »
SECOND IMAGE:



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Re: QC Captions vol. 313
« Reply #8 on: 28 Mar 2017, 05:59 »
BUBBLES: "What... the...?"

PINTSIZE: "SPECTR Bubbles! It's about time you joined us! The time has come to begin our Pathfinder Mission in this new galaxy!
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Re: QC Captions vol. 313
« Reply #9 on: 29 Mar 2017, 02:57 »
BUBBLES: " ... nice?"
PINTSIZE: "N-i-i-i-i-i-i-ce!"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 313
« Reply #10 on: 29 Mar 2017, 10:21 »
Bubbles: "FN-2187?"

Pintsize: "Not anymore. The name's Finn and I'm in charge. I'm in charge now, Phasma! I'm in charge!"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 313
« Reply #11 on: 29 Mar 2017, 11:45 »
Bubbles: What --?
Pintsize: Greetings, Starfighter. You have been recruited by the Star League to defend the frontier against Xur and the Ko-Dan armada.
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Re: QC Captions vol. 313
« Reply #12 on: 30 Mar 2017, 06:29 »
THIRD IMAGE:


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Re: QC Captions vol. 313
« Reply #13 on: 30 Mar 2017, 06:55 »
BRUN: "This behaviour could be misconstrued."

RENEE: "Don't care. Too many epiphanies in the last day; neck muscles no longer responding."
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Re: QC Captions vol. 313
« Reply #14 on: 30 Mar 2017, 09:44 »
Brun:  Wait.  You're not really my sister?

Renee:  Let me explain something called ethnicity....
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Re: QC Captions vol. 313
« Reply #15 on: 31 Mar 2017, 07:30 »
BRUN: Your nostrils are almost ready for braiding.

Renee: You could have saved that observation for latter.
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The Venn diagram  for Common Sense and Good Sense has very little, if any, overlap.

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Re: QC Captions vol. 313
« Reply #16 on: 31 Mar 2017, 13:11 »
Brüń: I told you not to play with the superglue like that
Rëñéè: How was I supposed to know this would happen?
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Re: QC Captions vol. 313
« Reply #17 on: 01 Apr 2017, 11:44 »
Brun: "I- is that even comfortable?"

Renee: "No."
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