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Zebediah

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QC Captions vol. 314
« on: 02 Apr 2017, 08:18 »

FIRST IMAGE:



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Re: QC Captions vol. 314
« Reply #1 on: 02 Apr 2017, 11:14 »

SEVEN: "Oh Jeremy! With your new limbs you can do things of which you could previously only dream!"

JEREMY: "I... feel... the... power!"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 314
« Reply #2 on: 02 Apr 2017, 16:38 »


SEVEN: "Oh Jeremy! Now we can network."

JEREMY: "FibreChannel"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 314
« Reply #3 on: 02 Apr 2017, 17:06 »

SEVEN:  I have gotten you a contract to pitch for the Boston Braves.
Jeremy:  For how much?
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Re: QC Captions vol. 314
« Reply #4 on: 02 Apr 2017, 17:12 »

SEVEN: "Oh Jeremy! With your new limbs you can do things of which you could previously only dream!"

Jeremy: "Speaking of which, what are you doing tonight after work?"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 314
« Reply #5 on: 03 Apr 2017, 01:38 »

Jeremy: "Look! Three fingers! Imagine all the things I can do with them!"
Seven: "<gasp> Yes! Please!"
Jeremy: "Where's the closest alley? I can finally become a bowling champ!"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 314
« Reply #6 on: 03 Apr 2017, 17:30 »

Seven:   "How many fingers can you see?"

Jeremy: "10."

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Re: QC Captions vol. 314
« Reply #7 on: 04 Apr 2017, 07:20 »

SECOND IMAGE:


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Re: QC Captions vol. 314
« Reply #8 on: 04 Apr 2017, 07:26 »

FAYE: "Oh... Oh, sweet merciful god! I'll never feel clean again!"

BUBBLES: "That will teach you to use safe search!"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 314
« Reply #9 on: 04 Apr 2017, 18:32 »

Faye: "Okay, so maybe giving Jeremy's chassis that particular attachment was a mistake."

Bubbles: "Seven sure doesn't think so. I can hear her from here!"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 314
« Reply #10 on: 05 Apr 2017, 21:08 »

Does anyone else imagine Seven speaking with Jeri Ryan's voice? And Jeremy with Robert Picardo's?
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Re: QC Captions vol. 314
« Reply #11 on: 06 Apr 2017, 04:35 »

THIRD IMAGE:


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Re: QC Captions vol. 314
« Reply #12 on: 06 Apr 2017, 04:38 »

DORA: "So are you and her doin' the...?"

FAYE: "Oh fer cryin' out loud, Dora! My life is not a Lifetime Drama Special TV movie! Stick to the subject at hand!"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 314
« Reply #13 on: 06 Apr 2017, 05:05 »

Dora: So, is your friend there available?
Faye: For the last time, Dora, Bubbles won't give you a piggyback ride.
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Re: QC Captions vol. 314
« Reply #14 on: 06 Apr 2017, 09:28 »

DORA: "See, if I lean in like this, my word balloon gets tangled with your word balloon and nobody can understand our conversation."
FAYE: "Including me!"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 314
« Reply #15 on: 16 Apr 2017, 03:36 »

Dora:  "Bleeee"

Faye:  BLEE!!!
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