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Zebediah

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QC Captions vol. 315
« on: 09 Apr 2017, 04:52 »

FIRST IMAGE:


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Re: QC Captions vol. 315
« Reply #1 on: 09 Apr 2017, 06:14 »

F: I didn't know a plant could even do that!
B: I've been training Arthur and he's getting good at those simple tricks...
« Last Edit: 09 Apr 2017, 09:11 by JimC »
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Re: QC Captions vol. 315
« Reply #2 on: 09 Apr 2017, 07:01 »

FAYE: "Wow! We could have ended up worse off than you were!"

BUBBLES: "My experiences have taught me to always read the small print!"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 315
« Reply #3 on: 11 Apr 2017, 08:16 »

faye: so that's what you look like under the armor.... just wow.

bubbles: just dont mention my tattoo to anyone. I was going through a phase.
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Re: QC Captions vol. 315
« Reply #4 on: 11 Apr 2017, 09:23 »

FAYE: "Oops! heh heh Sorry! ... I didn't even know you did that!"
BUBBLES: "I suppose I should have put the sign on the other side of the door."
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Re: QC Captions vol. 315
« Reply #5 on: 11 Apr 2017, 09:50 »

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Re: QC Captions vol. 315
« Reply #6 on: 11 Apr 2017, 13:34 »

MARTIN: "So, tell me the truth, Bubbles. What are your intentions towards Faye? I mean... she is sort of my sister!"

BUBBLES: "It is my intention to become a catalyst by which Faye is forced to confront her own failings and inadequacies by having someone who needs her help for the very first time."

PINTSIZE: "She's also shipper fuel!"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 315
« Reply #7 on: 11 Apr 2017, 18:29 »


MARTIN: "The jam is moldy in the kitchen and the rolling rabbit gathers no moss. "

BUBBLES: " "The owl hoots twice, but not tonight.""

PINTSIZE: "Goth-1, this is Clueless-1. Why am I Clueless-1?"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 315
« Reply #8 on: 11 Apr 2017, 22:19 »

marten: how does an ai even get a tattoo?

Bubbles: its a very intricate process

Pinksize: I use a marker for mine.
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Re: QC Captions vol. 315
« Reply #9 on: 12 Apr 2017, 01:50 »

Marten: Okay, that seriously can't be why they chose the elephant to represent them. That's just ridiculous.

Bubbles: I assure you it's true. And Andrew Jackson's jackassery got the other one theirs.

Pintsize: So what about the ones with the badger?
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Re: QC Captions vol. 315
« Reply #10 on: 12 Apr 2017, 03:55 »

Marten: This coffee... it's really different.

Bubbles: Hannelore calls it Turkish coffee. I helped make it by pounding the beans into powder with my fists.

Pintsize: Do you still have some of the powder? I want to compare it to cake batter!
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Re: QC Captions vol. 315
« Reply #11 on: 12 Apr 2017, 03:57 »


MARTIN: "The jam is moldy in the kitchen and the rolling rabbit gathers no moss. "

BUBBLES: "What are you talking about?!"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 315
« Reply #12 on: 12 Apr 2017, 06:28 »

MARTEN: "We used to call this the "Hell Ass Balls Couch," after the runt over there modified it, but I don't know what happened to the hydraulics."
BUBBLES: "I think Faye might have used them to upgrade Punchbot's punchin' arm."
PINTSIZE: "Did Punchbot happen to access the flash drive? ... no reason, just curious."
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Re: QC Captions vol. 315
« Reply #13 on: 13 Apr 2017, 13:51 »

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Re: QC Captions vol. 315
« Reply #14 on: 13 Apr 2017, 15:58 »

FAYE: "OoooOOH! Wow! That stuff really tingles as it goes down! Ice cream's the best!"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 315
« Reply #15 on: 13 Apr 2017, 19:45 »

Faye: "I swear Marty, the next time you 'forget' to replace the MiraLAX when you use it up will be your last ..."
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Re: QC Captions vol. 315
« Reply #16 on: 13 Apr 2017, 21:27 »

faye: I can't believe how cute bubbles tattoo is. I mean the power puff girls? who would have thought?
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Re: QC Captions vol. 315
« Reply #17 on: 15 Apr 2017, 15:06 »

Faye: There is foil in this toffeeeeeee......
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The Venn diagram  for Common Sense and Good Sense has very little, if any, overlap.

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Re: QC Captions vol. 315
« Reply #18 on: 16 Apr 2017, 03:33 »

Faye: bleeeeeee...BLEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
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