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I'm bored so #AMA
« on: 04 Apr 2017, 15:10 »

Ask me anything folks.

edit: Also, everyone else is free to start AMAs if they want.
« Last Edit: 05 Apr 2017, 00:50 by Thrillho »
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Re: I'm bored so #AMA
« Reply #1 on: 04 Apr 2017, 15:28 »

So what are you touching?
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Re: I'm bored so #AMA
« Reply #2 on: 04 Apr 2017, 15:29 »

How many flurbos would you need to spend an entire day at Blips and Chitz?
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Re: I'm bored so #AMA
« Reply #3 on: 04 Apr 2017, 15:29 »

Just out of curiosity - which way did you vote in the Brexit referendum?
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Re: I'm bored so #AMA
« Reply #4 on: 04 Apr 2017, 15:51 »

Remember, I'm close enough to come over and beat you up if you give the wrong answer!
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Re: I'm bored so #AMA
« Reply #5 on: 04 Apr 2017, 15:53 »

He didn't say that he would answer any of the questions, I notice.
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Re: I'm bored so #AMA
« Reply #6 on: 04 Apr 2017, 15:58 »

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood?
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Re: I'm bored so #AMA
« Reply #7 on: 04 Apr 2017, 16:05 »

(Note that it's past midnight here where Thrillho and I reside).
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Re: I'm bored so #AMA
« Reply #8 on: 04 Apr 2017, 17:48 »

Does your chewing gum lose its flavour on the Bedpost overnight?
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Re: I'm bored so #AMA
« Reply #9 on: 04 Apr 2017, 18:53 »

How do you feel about the latest Cadbury kerfuffle?
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Re: I'm bored so #AMA
« Reply #10 on: 05 Apr 2017, 00:50 »

So what are you touching?

The hearts and souls of many?

How many flurbos would you need to spend an entire day at Blips and Chitz?

I don't understand the question, so I'm going to say 'What is endocarditis?'

Just out of curiosity - which way did you vote in the Brexit referendum?

Remain. And I am still angry, and keep getting angrier, about so many things relating to that referendum. For me the worst thing isn't even leaving the EU, but the huge fracture down the middle of the country that now exists.

Remember, I'm close enough to come over and beat you up if you give the wrong answer!

I reckon I could take you.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood?

As much as he can, because he has a family to feed, goddammit.

Does your chewing gum lose its flavour on the Bedpost overnight?

Something tells me this is a reference to something I don't understand. I chew gum a lot after smoking. Not sure how effective it is...

How do you feel about the latest Cadbury kerfuffle?

Like it's a colossal waste of everyone's time to even be bothering covering it as a news story. That someone asked Theresa May about it when she should be sorting out the Brexit infuriates me. Also, the guy who founded Cadbury was a Quaker, meaning he didn't celebrate Easter anyway. I don't think there is a right answer or wrong answer as far as calling it an 'Easter egg' hunt; I think it is massively irrelevant and the perfect example of the kind of media misdirection that fed into the leave campaign winning in the first place.
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Re: I'm bored so #AMA
« Reply #11 on: 05 Apr 2017, 05:15 »

Does your chewing gum lose its flavour on the Bedpost overnight?

Something tells me this is a reference to something I don't understand. I chew gum a lot after smoking. Not sure how effective it is...

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Re: I'm bored so #AMA
« Reply #12 on: 05 Apr 2017, 16:20 »

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Re: I'm bored so #AMA
« Reply #13 on: 11 May 2017, 13:19 »

Is Oliver's Army here to stay, or are they on their way?
That contradiction always confuses me.  :roll:*scratches head*
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Re: I'm bored so #AMA
« Reply #14 on: 11 May 2017, 14:49 »

Do you know the way to San Jose?
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Re: I'm bored so #AMA
« Reply #15 on: 11 May 2017, 15:12 »

How many fingers am I holding up?
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Re: I'm bored so #AMA
« Reply #16 on: 16 May 2017, 04:28 »

Did you write the book of love?
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Re: I'm bored so #AMA
« Reply #17 on: 16 May 2017, 09:49 »

Is Oliver's Army here to stay, or are they on their way?
That contradiction always confuses me.  :roll:*scratches head*

I have no idea what this means.

Do you know the way to San Jose?

Left. Like, really left. A lot left. And then keep going for a few thousand miles.

How many fingers am I holding up?

It's a trick question, those are your toes, and there's three of them.
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Re: I'm bored so #AMA
« Reply #18 on: 16 May 2017, 11:22 »

Which is your greater fear? The self-destructive nature of the human condition.... or spiders or women or spider-women?
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« Reply #19 on: 16 May 2017, 16:51 »

It's a trick question, those are your toes, and there's three of them.

You got me - I'm a three-toed sloth...

But then:  how many beans make five?
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« Reply #20 on: 16 May 2017, 17:29 »

Do Androids  dream of electric  Sheep?
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« Reply #21 on: 16 May 2017, 18:02 »

What is your favourite type of dog?
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Re: I'm bored so #AMA
« Reply #22 on: 16 May 2017, 18:43 »

So what are you touching?

The hearts and souls of many?

How long have you waited for someone to finally ask that question?
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« Reply #23 on: 11 Jul 2017, 13:06 »

It's a trick question, those are your toes, and there's three of them.

You got me - I'm a three-toed sloth...

But then:  how many beans make five?

Some beans. [/Baldrick]

So what are you touching?

The hearts and souls of many?

How long have you waited for someone to finally ask that question?

I'm pretty sure my profile said that before I was even a mod, and I've been a mod, what, 18 months?

So... too long :psyduck:

It was actually a joking aside I posted on this forum somewhere. I forget where. Probably the TMI thread. We should bring that shit back!

Which is your greater fear? The self-destructive nature of the human condition.... or spiders or women or spider-women?

Spider women. I was trying to find some sexy fan art of Spider Woman once and I... did not care for some of what I found.

What is your favourite type of dog?

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However I'm moving in with my partners soon, and they have five cats (I know them all individually. They each have their own uniquely batshit personalities) and a dog, who is some strange mix of cockapoo and some sort of terrier and God only knows what else. He's nuts. And he loves me very much. And I love him too.

Do Androids  dream of electric  Sheep?

They dream of getting reamed, mate.
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Re: I'm bored so #AMA
« Reply #24 on: 11 Jul 2017, 13:55 »

II've been a mod, what, 18 months?

Over 2 1/2 years.
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« Reply #25 on: 11 Jul 2017, 14:54 »

Well. Fuck.
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Re: I'm bored so #AMA
« Reply #26 on: 11 Jul 2017, 17:22 »

Peking Duck or Chicken Chow Mien?
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« Reply #27 on: 12 Jul 2017, 03:46 »

I'd rather get Mexican. If pressed, chicken chow mien.
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« Reply #28 on: 17 Jul 2017, 21:07 »

II've been a mod, what, 18 months?

Over 2 1/2 years.
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« Reply #29 on: 17 Jul 2017, 21:09 »

Time flies like an arrow.
Fruit flies like a banana.
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« Reply #30 on: 17 Jul 2017, 21:14 »

Thrillhouse, what type of arrows do time flies enjoy?
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« Reply #31 on: 18 Jul 2017, 02:52 »

Crossbow bolts actually. Technically they might not be arrows.
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« Reply #32 on: 18 Jul 2017, 05:12 »

Favourite sandwich?
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« Reply #33 on: 18 Jul 2017, 06:21 »

I had a Reuben sandwich in New York. In JFK actually. it was fucking fantastic.
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