So what are you touching?
The hearts and souls of many?
How many flurbos would you need to spend an entire day at Blips and Chitz?
I don't understand the question, so I'm going to say 'What is endocarditis?'
Just out of curiosity - which way did you vote in the Brexit referendum?
Remain. And I am still angry, and keep getting angrier, about so many things relating to that referendum. For me the worst thing isn't even leaving the EU, but the huge fracture down the middle of the country that now exists.
Remember, I'm close enough to come over and beat you up if you give the wrong answer!
I reckon I could take you.
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood?
As much as he can, because he has a family to feed, goddammit.
Does your chewing gum lose its flavour on the Bedpost overnight?
Something tells me this is a reference to something I don't understand. I chew gum a lot after smoking. Not sure how effective it is...
How do you feel about the latest Cadbury kerfuffle?
Like it's a colossal waste of everyone's time to even be bothering covering it as a news story. That someone asked Theresa May about it when she should be sorting out the Brexit infuriates me. Also, the guy who founded Cadbury was a Quaker, meaning he didn't celebrate Easter anyway. I don't think there is a right answer or wrong answer as far as calling it an 'Easter egg' hunt; I think it is massively irrelevant and the perfect example of the kind of media misdirection that fed into the leave campaign winning in the first place.