Topic: QC Captions vol. 317 (Read 5598 times)

Zebediah · « **on:** 23 Apr 2017, 05:42 »

FIRST IMAGE:

donk

BenRG · « **Reply #1 on:** 23 Apr 2017, 06:40 »

FAYE: "Owie, owie, owie! I need to remember that there's armour there too!"

BUBBLES: "I hope that no-one else saw that. It is a completely innocent act that could be terribly misconstrued!"

DSL · « **Reply #2 on:** 23 Apr 2017, 08:05 »

BUBBLES: "In this we are similar: Our thoracic regions each have a soporific effect upon others."
FAYE: "Mine does it without the head trauma!"
BUBBLES: "There is the danger of asphyxiation ... "
FAYE: "The self-preservation breathing reflex would kick in! Also, shut up."

Gyrre · « **Reply #3 on:** 23 Apr 2017, 19:11 »

Quote from: DSL on 23 Apr 2017, 08:05

BUBBLES: "In this we are similar: Our thoracic regions each have a soporific effect upon others."
FAYE: "Mine does it without the head trauma!"
BUBBLES: "There is the danger of asphyxiation ... "
FAYE: "The self-preservation breathing reflex would kick in! Also, shut up."

'Marshmallow hell', yes?

miados · « **Reply #4 on:** 23 Apr 2017, 23:10 »

faye: fuck fuck why did i agree to get a tattoo on the top of my head

Bubbles: I did not think you took truth or dare so seriously.

Zebediah · « **Reply #5 on:** 25 Apr 2017, 05:38 »

SECOND IMAGE:

BenRG · « **Reply #6 on:** 25 Apr 2017, 05:41 »

PINTSIZE: "Let me watch! I'll pay!"

BUBBLES: "N... Wait, pay?"

FAYE: "Keep talkin', asswipe."

Skewbrow · « **Reply #7 on:** 25 Apr 2017, 06:45 »

#1

Faye: "Ow. Ow. That didn't feel transgressive. It just hurt."
Bubbles: "I swear ... Next time I will check the couch is vacant before I ..."

miados · « **Reply #8 on:** 25 Apr 2017, 08:46 »

Quote from: Skewbrow on 25 Apr 2017, 06:45

#1

Faye: "Ow. Ow. That didn't feel transgressive. It just hurt."
Bubbles: "I swear ... Next time I will check the couch is vacant before I ..."

and then pintsize shows up "here's money sit on me next"

DSL · « **Reply #9 on:** 25 Apr 2017, 10:43 »

PINTSIZE: "Everyone off the couch. Look what I got for it on Craigslist."
BUBBLES: "You put the couch up for sale on Craigslist?"
FAYE: "Oh God. You have a Craigslist account?"

Zebediah · « **Reply #10 on:** 25 Apr 2017, 13:29 »

Pintsize: "You two going at it, on video. I pay cash."
Bubbles: "NO."
Faye: "How much?"

miados · « **Reply #11 on:** 25 Apr 2017, 21:43 »

pintsize: how much to show me your tattoo?

bubbles: More than you could hope to have in your existance.

faye: Well lets hear him out first.

Thrudd · « **Reply #12 on:** 26 Apr 2017, 07:57 »

Pintsize: If Bixby Snyder can buy that for a dollar and I have two hundred?

Bubbles/Faye: NO!

Mr_Rose · « **Reply #13 on:** 26 Apr 2017, 13:36 »

Quote from: Thrudd on 26 Apr 2017, 07:57

Pintsize: If Bixby Snyder can buy that for a dollar and I have two hundred?

Bubbles/Faye: NO!

Y'know, the phrase "I'd buy that for a dollar!" has to be probably the best marketing slogan ever conceived and I'm glad it's from a movie so its effectiveness is mitigated by association. Why? Because it completely encompasses the idea that whatever it is attached to is such extreme good value that not purchasing it is tantamount to insanity, without even coming close to actually mentioning the price. Indeed it's so efficient that even people who've seen the movie multiple times forget that not one of the items advertised that way were priced anything close to a dollar…

Zebediah · « **Reply #14 on:** 27 Apr 2017, 05:33 »

THIRD IMAGE:

BenRG · « **Reply #15 on:** 27 Apr 2017, 05:35 »

CLAIRE: "Omigod! I suddenly remembered that I'm a character in this strip too!"

BUBBLES: "Thinking back, I realise that I was wondering why there wasn't more of a clamour to 'introduce' the 'two new characters' who were Faye's housemates."

Yeah, it's meta! So what? I can do meta if I like!

DSL · « **Reply #16 on:** 27 Apr 2017, 06:18 »

CLAIRE: "Marten! We forgot Marten!"
BUBBLES: "Maybe it was back when he said, 'Come on, when is it my turn?' and I handed him the dresser ..."

Thrudd · « **Reply #17 on:** 27 Apr 2017, 08:30 »

Claire: You keep using that word. Please stop using that word!

Bubbles: Moist?

miados · « **Reply #18 on:** 27 Apr 2017, 21:43 »

claire: Wait why did marten get me a cup that says number one dog?

Bubbles: Based on basic human interactions it is either a playful nickname or a hint of something he wants to try in the bedroom.

Zebediah · « **Reply #19 on:** 28 Apr 2017, 18:45 »

Quote from: miados on 27 Apr 2017, 21:43

claire: Wait why did marten get me a cup that says number one dog?

Bubbles: Based on basic human interactions it is either a playful nickname or a hint of something he wants to try in the bedroom.

Claire: "Oh my god - I'm pretty sure it's both!"

Morituri · « **Reply #20 on:** 04 May 2017, 10:18 »

Claire: Uh ... ponies? Oh my god why am I seeing ponies?!

Bubbles: Mmmm. Maybe I ididn't steep it long enough?

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