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QC Captions vol. 318
« on: 30 Apr 2017, 09:25 »

FIRST IMAGE:


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Re: QC Captions vol. 318
« Reply #1 on: 30 Apr 2017, 09:34 »

Claire:  If we can get the landlord to reinforce the floors, then I can move all 215,811 of my books over here.
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Re: QC Captions vol. 318
« Reply #2 on: 30 Apr 2017, 09:36 »

Claire: Please don't be mad, but at Pintsize's suggestion, I....
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Re: QC Captions vol. 318
« Reply #3 on: 30 Apr 2017, 09:48 »

CLAIRE: "I know that it's kind of late to mention this and I know that it's really too late to change anything but I'm wondering... if you don't mind... can I move all my animal friends from the forest here? I mean, I promised them that when I'd find my handsome prince they could live with me at his castle and..."
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Re: QC Captions vol. 318
« Reply #4 on: 30 Apr 2017, 12:04 »

CLAIRE: "Will you go to the Tarshis forest with me? I need the wood of a 500 year old oak tree."

Hurray for obscure references! Though, Claire doesn't really fit the bill for a rune soldier and she's not anywhere near the gadfly as Ila.
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Re: QC Captions vol. 318
« Reply #5 on: 30 Apr 2017, 23:19 »

claire: I am not sure if number one dog is a nick name or something you wish to try in the bedroom but either way I think I want a different mug.
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Re: QC Captions vol. 318
« Reply #6 on: 02 May 2017, 08:47 »

SECOND IMAGE:



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Re: QC Captions vol. 318
« Reply #7 on: 02 May 2017, 08:53 »

CLAIRE: "But Mom! You can't become a leather-clad rocker chick! I'm supposed to be the rebel in this family!"

MRS. A.: "Oh, I'm sorry dear! I didn't mean to undermine your personal brand... Then again, aren't you supposed to be the respectable one, Ms Librarian?"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 318
« Reply #8 on: 02 May 2017, 11:00 »

CLAIRE: "What is wrong with My Generation?"

Mrs A: "YYZ is my point of departure and I'm heading for the Time Machine next."

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Re: QC Captions vol. 318
« Reply #9 on: 02 May 2017, 13:14 »

Claire: "What do you mean, you're going on tour?"

CMom: "Got a call from Angus Young last night. He's getting the band back together and he needs a bassist who already knows all their songs."
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Re: QC Captions vol. 318
« Reply #10 on: 04 May 2017, 08:07 »

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Re: QC Captions vol. 318
« Reply #11 on: 04 May 2017, 08:12 »

MARTEN: "Bubbles, is that safe?"

BUBBLES: "You lack the strength to carry her in her current state."

CLAIRE: "... trippy...!"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 318
« Reply #12 on: 04 May 2017, 12:02 »

Marten: I am getting such a kink in the neck.

Bubbles: Not to worry, my reflexes are still mil-spec.

Claire: I can see Russia from here.


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Re: QC Captions vol. 318
« Reply #13 on: 05 May 2017, 05:21 »

Claire:    "...People try to put me d-down... Just 'cause I get around..."
Marten:  "Is this safe?"
Bubbles: "It's ok. But if there were four more copies of her, each sitting in the lap of the previous one, then the combined center of gravity of the top three would be too far in front ..."
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