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QC Captions vol. 319
« on: 07 May 2017, 06:33 »

FIRST IMAGE:



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Re: QC Captions vol. 319
« Reply #1 on: 07 May 2017, 10:05 »

BUBBLES: "Don't be alarmed Ma'am; we are the special trans-temporal furniture containment squad and everything is under control!"

KID: "Wow! The grown-up world is sure complicated!"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 319
« Reply #2 on: 09 May 2017, 09:58 »

SECOND IMAGE:



« Last Edit: 09 May 2017, 15:14 by Zebediah »
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Re: QC Captions vol. 319
« Reply #3 on: 09 May 2017, 09:59 »

FAYE: "T'be honest, I was expectin' somethin' more magical!"

BUBBLES: "Seriously, Faye? Haven't you paid attention to any of the stereotypes about getting your girlfriend's bra off for the first time?!?"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 319
« Reply #4 on: 09 May 2017, 10:05 »

Oh, shoot, got distracted and didn't white out Faye's dialogue.  Stand by - corrected image up shortly. Goddamned ADD.

Edit: Corrected. You may need to refresh your browser to get the correct image.
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Re: QC Captions vol. 319
« Reply #5 on: 09 May 2017, 14:10 »

Oh, shoot, got distracted and didn't white out Faye's dialogue.  Stand by - corrected image up shortly. Goddamned ADD.

Edit: Corrected. You may need to refresh your browser to get the correct image.

Old image is still showing. Given that I never viewed this page on this computer before, I'm thinking that there's probably an issue there somewhere.
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Re: QC Captions vol. 319
« Reply #6 on: 09 May 2017, 15:15 »

OK, that should fix it now.
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Re: QC Captions vol. 319
« Reply #7 on: 10 May 2017, 09:12 »

FAYE: " I know this is tight and the seams are binding because of dust buildup but I seem to be getting a whole lot of back pressure."

Bubbles: "I am not a Matroska Doll and lets leave it at that."
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Re: QC Captions vol. 319
« Reply #8 on: 10 May 2017, 11:28 »

Faye: "Bubs, you should really avoid the Midwest in winter, all that road salt is not good for you."

Bubbles: "But I like skiing in the Wisconsin Dells. Stop prying for a minute, you'll break the head off the bolt, spray some Kroil and let it soak in."
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Re: QC Captions vol. 319
« Reply #9 on: 10 May 2017, 15:19 »

Faye: "How the hell did you wind up with a pry bar lodged in your back in the first place?"

Bubbles: "I will never be in the same place with Jeremy when he's drunk ever again."
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Re: QC Captions vol. 319
« Reply #10 on: 10 May 2017, 17:29 »

Faye:  Seriously?  A frickin' windup key?

Bubbles: You know how it is with military hardware. Designed by committee and built by low bidders. It makes me cranky in a lot of ways.
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Re: QC Captions vol. 319
« Reply #11 on: 10 May 2017, 21:24 »

AFIRST IMAGE

Bubbles: "Before you can join the professional desk rider team, I'll need you to read and fill out a 35 page legally binding safety contract and personal injury waiver form."

Girl: "Wow, politicians  really have tried to steal all of the joy from the world."
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Re: QC Captions vol. 319
« Reply #12 on: 11 May 2017, 00:07 »

Faye:  Seriously?  A frickin' windup key?

Have you been watching Nichijou recently?

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Re: QC Captions vol. 319
« Reply #13 on: 11 May 2017, 07:18 »

THIRD IMAGE:


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Re: QC Captions vol. 319
« Reply #14 on: 11 May 2017, 07:23 »

FAYE: "It ain't fair! I've got seniority but everyone's raving about you!"

BUBBLES: "Hey! Don't blame me because I was designed to be perfect!"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 319
« Reply #15 on: 11 May 2017, 11:07 »

Faye:  Seriously?  A frickin' windup key?

Have you been watching Nichijou recently?

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Re: QC Captions vol. 319
« Reply #16 on: 11 May 2017, 12:26 »

Faye:  Seriously?  A frickin' windup key?

Have you been watching Nichijou recently?
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FAYE:  "If you are our version of Wonder Woman then what does that make me?"

Bubbles: "Etta, the full bodied, chocolate-loving, plucky, and fearless leader of the Snark Sisters, and my close close friend and sidekick."
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Re: QC Captions vol. 319
« Reply #17 on: 11 May 2017, 14:09 »

Bubbles: "A) You are one to talk Miss Vanilla, 'Vanilla' as in curves made mostly out of Ben & Jerry products. B) This has always been fashionable beachwear in my circles."

Faye: "So your circle has looped back to pre-World War I?"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 319
« Reply #18 on: 11 May 2017, 16:52 »

Faye: "Now I feel like I should go to the gym more often."

Bubbles: "I don't need to go to the gym. I am the gym."
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Re: QC Captions vol. 319
« Reply #19 on: 11 May 2017, 22:42 »

Faye:  Seriously?  A frickin' windup key?

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Re: QC Captions vol. 319
« Reply #20 on: 12 May 2017, 09:51 »

Faye: "Bubs, you should really avoid the Midwest in winter, all that road salt is not good for you."

Bubbles: "But I like skiing in the Wisconsin Dells. Stop prying for a minute, you'll break the head off the bolt, spray some Kroil and let it soak in."
"....Wait a minute. You can't ski in the Dells!"

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Re: QC Captions vol. 319
« Reply #21 on: 12 May 2017, 14:36 »

Well, you could run SkiFree on a Dell.   :clairedoge:
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