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Zebediah

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QC Captions vol. 322
« on: 28 May 2017, 06:05 »
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Re: QC Captions vol. 322
« Reply #1 on: 28 May 2017, 06:46 »
ARTHUR: "Oh the horror! The HORROR! The BUTT IS GONE!"

MELON: "He's been doing this all evening."
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Re: QC Captions vol. 322
« Reply #2 on: 29 May 2017, 05:57 »
ARTHUR: "My friend is the butt of a joke! About a butt!"
MELON: "LMAO."
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Re: QC Captions vol. 322
« Reply #3 on: 29 May 2017, 10:44 »
ARTHUR: "The end is near!"

MELON: "I really hope so. My nethers are REALLY drafty where they shouldn't be."
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Re: QC Captions vol. 322
« Reply #4 on: 30 May 2017, 02:01 »
Arthur: "Help! A butt emergency!"
Melon: "It's the opposite of an emergent butt actually."

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Arthur: "I swear I set my oral cavity vacuum to 'gentle'... It just fell off... Please?"
Melon: "Try to understand Arthur. He has come a long way. His previous chassis was a succulent plant."
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Re: QC Captions vol. 322
« Reply #5 on: 30 May 2017, 04:11 »
Arthur: "I do not shoot with my butt. The gunslinger who shoots with her butt has forgotten the face of her father."

Melon: "Also her butt winds up on a suborbital trajectory."
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Re: QC Captions vol. 322
« Reply #6 on: 30 May 2017, 08:12 »
SECOND IMAGE:


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Re: QC Captions vol. 322
« Reply #7 on: 30 May 2017, 08:15 »
FAYE: "Okay, ass-drop girl, that'll be precisely one Ben Franklin!"

MELON: "What? Damn! I knew I shouldn't have got the extra padding!"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 322
« Reply #8 on: 30 May 2017, 20:49 »
FAYE: "OK, that's one myomeric gluteal replacement ... "
MELON: "For a butt? You people.charge an arm and a leg!"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 322
« Reply #9 on: 30 May 2017, 21:20 »
Faye: "There's a lot of Sir Mix-A-Lot in your playlist..."
Melon: "I can not lie. Its because I have no butt of my own...Now give it back!"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 322
« Reply #10 on: 31 May 2017, 07:26 »
Faye: "This is a very convoluted way of doing a cash transfer."
Melon: "The end justifies the means."
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Re: QC Captions vol. 322
« Reply #11 on: 01 Jun 2017, 06:56 »
THIRD IMAGE:



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Re: QC Captions vol. 322
« Reply #12 on: 01 Jun 2017, 07:04 »
FAYE: "Don't ask Faye! Don't ask; you don't want to know! You'll be happier that way!"

BUBBLES: "I'm getting a HAZMAT warning here!"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 322
« Reply #13 on: 01 Jun 2017, 08:03 »
Faye: "Fine. We'll accept your dirty money."
Bubbles: "I didn't expect 'dirty' to be literal."
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Re: QC Captions vol. 322
« Reply #14 on: 05 Jun 2017, 09:23 »
Faye: " It is by will alone that my inagination is kept in check. By the collection of Benjamins that the rent is paid, that power flows and  we keep netflix. It is by will alone that my imagination is kept in check. "

Bubbles: "It is by pintsize that we aquire income, the bills aquire stains. The stains provoke misgivings. It is by pintsize that I have misgivings on this whole endeavor. "

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The Venn diagram  for Common Sense and Good Sense has very little, if any, overlap.
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