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Alice Grove Merchandise!
« on: 23 Aug 2015, 13:37 »

I know how Jeph can make money on Alice Grove! Merchandise!

I would totally buy plush dolls of Gavia, Alice, and Ardent.
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Re: Alice Grove Merchandise!
« Reply #1 on: 23 Aug 2015, 14:51 »

Alice Grove The Flamethrower!!!!!
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Re: Alice Grove Merchandise!
« Reply #2 on: 23 Aug 2015, 19:13 »

Alice Grove The Flamethrower!!!!!

"The kids love this one."
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Re: Alice Grove Merchandise!
« Reply #3 on: 23 Aug 2015, 23:25 »

Gavia action figure, with flash-bang dispenser!
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Re: Alice Grove Merchandise!
« Reply #4 on: 23 Aug 2015, 23:55 »

Ardent figure, with detachable Delightful Tail(tm)!
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Re: Alice Grove Merchandise!
« Reply #5 on: 24 Aug 2015, 06:01 »

Alice Grove-brand lumber axe! Now you too can fight the Praeses!
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Re: Alice Grove Merchandise!
« Reply #6 on: 24 Aug 2015, 07:17 »

Margaret Wheelwright action figure, with non-detachable Really Big Butt™!
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Re: Alice Grove Merchandise!
« Reply #7 on: 24 Aug 2015, 07:42 »

And a spring mount on her right arm to provide some Well-Timed Slaps(tm)?
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Re: Alice Grove Merchandise!
« Reply #8 on: 24 Aug 2015, 11:36 »

Giant bird plushie.
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Re: Alice Grove Merchandise!
« Reply #9 on: 24 Aug 2015, 12:10 »

T-shirt or mug with some of Ardent's antics. Like any frame from 27/10-2014. Or 30/10-14 frame 2, 3 or 6.
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Re: Alice Grove Merchandise!
« Reply #10 on: 24 Aug 2015, 14:01 »

Pokin' Sticks
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Re: Alice Grove Merchandise!
« Reply #11 on: 24 Aug 2015, 14:20 »

Peanut butter sandwiches, endorsed by Amos
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Re: Alice Grove Merchandise!
« Reply #12 on: 24 Aug 2015, 18:41 »

Alice Grove Petting Zoo with geneticaly modified deer!


....ok, maybe that won't be a huge hit with children.
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Re: Alice Grove Merchandise!
« Reply #13 on: 15 Jan 2017, 09:17 »

[thread resurrection]
I was thinking that some Alice Grove merchandise would be neat, and be a way to give something back. But the above ideas don't seem that endearing, and I haven't really thought of anything better... You'd think we ought to be able to come up with some ideas for stuff we'd buy...  I have wonder whether the first and last from this page would work on an coffee cup on opposite sides... http://www.alicegrove.com/post/145714725824/good-dog
But come on folks, what would you shell out the hard earned on?
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Re: Alice Grove Merchandise!
« Reply #14 on: 15 Jan 2017, 10:42 »

In your coffee cup suggestion I'd say the second and the last panels would work better.

Off the top of my head for something I'd buy, perhaps a blown-up poster of the Night Walker flying off to the moon, maybe with the little tableau from the bottom panel in smaller scale in the foreground.
http://www.alicegrove.com/post/143231640939/i-guess-it-hated-the-moon-that-does-it-for
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Re: Alice Grove Merchandise!
« Reply #15 on: 23 Jan 2017, 11:09 »

Ardent, being blue, having a tail and alternate earset would seem to be the most differentiate-able and (maybe) most marketable one.

It's a _lot_ of work to do a plushie though, and while I'd totally buy one in a second, it seems like it might not be economical for Jeph to do one :(
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Re: Alice Grove Merchandise!
« Reply #16 on: 23 Jan 2017, 14:57 »

Also plushies are pretty much never anthropomorphic though they just have to have some "CUTE" factor even if the archetype is normally of the ICK type.

Mugs with any of the protagonists screams temperature sensitive eye colour change though.
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Re: Alice Grove Merchandise!
« Reply #17 on: 26 Jan 2017, 13:26 »

Nendoroids
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Re: Alice Grove Merchandise!
« Reply #18 on: 21 Mar 2017, 00:31 »

I want a coffee mug with Gavia's flames spreading all around it. An orange mug would be even better...

http://www.alicegrove.com/post/158558136489/oh-hey-gavia (lower frame)

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Re: Alice Grove Merchandise!
« Reply #19 on: 21 Mar 2017, 06:22 »

Better yet, make it a temperature-sensitive mug so that the image only shows up when the coffee is hot.
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Re: Alice Grove Merchandise!
« Reply #20 on: 22 Mar 2017, 10:38 »

Model Valkyrie, in pre- and post-enhanced versions. 3-d rapid-prototyping, maybe duplicated in resin. (Though there is at least one outfit that 3-d's models for sale) -- it could also be offered as a virtual model for sale to someone with their own printer. 

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Re: Alice Grove Merchandise!
« Reply #21 on: 06 Jul 2017, 18:03 »

Model Valkyrie, in pre- and post-enhanced versions.

This would be cool as a plushy that had an inside and outside that you could turn inside out to be pre-and post-Ardentification
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Re: Alice Grove Merchandise!
« Reply #22 on: 06 Jul 2017, 19:00 »

Ardent Peanut Butter.

Ardent Gemini Cardamom Vicissitude XVI Caviar.
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Re: Alice Grove Merchandise!
« Reply #23 on: 09 Jul 2017, 16:36 »

Punching Bag in the shape of Jesper Pate.
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Re: Alice Grove Merchandise!
« Reply #24 on: 10 Jul 2017, 11:35 »

Punching Bag in the shape of Jesper Pate.

Deluxe model squawks "What ARE you" every time you land a solid hit.
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