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[Zebediah]

FIRST IMAGE:



Welp, now there's a big metal dick in the captions thread.

[BenRG]

BUBBLES: "It is a tragedy in every way, what happened to those two buckets. However, they brought it on themselves!"

FAYE: "I told you to keep your cool!

[miados]

penis are you pondering what im pondering

i think so balls but who wants to see show white and the seven samurai?

[Zebediah]

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[BenRG]

FAYE: "So, your commission inspired me and I decided to sculpt a direct comparison of female to male forms, using the same exaggeration of proportion to see if it would have the same visual impact."

PINTSIZE: "Sweet Turing! Please don't say you did what I think you did!"

[Thrudd]

FAYE: As a matched set they also double as a roaster-grinder and a stand alone brewing system.

PINTSIZE: I will never look at the espresso machine the same way ever again.

[Gyrre]

FAYE: "And all the king's horses and all the king's men, couldn't put poor Humpy back together again."
PINTSIZE: "That poor ruptured testicle! I can't bear to think about it!"

[USS Martenclaire]

FAYE: "With great penis comes great responsibility."

PINTSIZE: "I'M NOT READY FOR THIS BURDEN!"