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QC Captions vol. 327
« on: 02 Jul 2017, 15:18 »
FIRST IMAGE:



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Re: QC Captions vol. 327
« Reply #1 on: 02 Jul 2017, 15:27 »
BRUN: "Confess! Confess, I say! You're not really Elliot! Elliot has a much bigger chest size!"

CLINTON: "Yeah, no human can lose that amount of upper body mass in a few minutes!"

ELLIOT: "Would you believe I look smaller under florescent lights?"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 327
« Reply #2 on: 02 Jul 2017, 18:22 »
BRUN:  IT WAS YOU IN THE KITCHEN WITH THE BATTLE SPATULA!

Clinton: I  trusted you. How could you do this to me?

Elliot: I  am sorry but I thought nobody wanted that last slice of pie.

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Re: QC Captions vol. 327
« Reply #3 on: 02 Jul 2017, 18:25 »
Brun: You're the security person here. I demand you do something about that woman making out with that big red robot!
Clinton: As a cyborg, this offends my sensibilities!
Elliot: ...Wow, that's hot...
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Re: QC Captions vol. 327
« Reply #4 on: 03 Jul 2017, 12:48 »
BRUN: OBJECTION! We're not drunk! YOU'RE drunk!
CLINTON: Objection sustained! I can't be drunk if I'm the judge! And I'm wearing my judge's badge!
ELLIOT: Maybe I shouldn't have brought my laptop to the bar to watch that Ace Attorney Let's Play...
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Re: QC Captions vol. 327
« Reply #5 on: 05 Jul 2017, 07:59 »
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Re: QC Captions vol. 327
« Reply #6 on: 05 Jul 2017, 08:14 »
Elliot: I can't believe they gave up on reviving Fry's fossilized dog!
Clinton: Spoilers! I never saw that Futurama episode!
Brun (thinking): Hey, hey. What do you call a fossilized dog? A rock hound!
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Re: QC Captions vol. 327
« Reply #7 on: 05 Jul 2017, 09:45 »
ELLIOT: "N... No one understands me! I'm so shy and sensitive! Why won't anyone just hold me?"

CLINTON: "Jeez! It was a joke! Please don't cry!"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 327
« Reply #8 on: 05 Jul 2017, 10:41 »
Elliot: "You guys were mean, pointing at me like that in the last Caption entry!"
Clinton: "Ah jeez, I'm sorry! I'm so sorry! pleasedon'tcry!
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