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Zebediah

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QC Captions vol. 330
« on: 23 Jul 2017, 06:55 »

FIRST IMAGE:



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Re: QC Captions vol. 330
« Reply #1 on: 23 Jul 2017, 09:09 »

FAYE: "Ow! Need to take my 'phone off 'vibrate'! Shakes my whole damn ass!"

CLINTON: "In that, it does a public service!"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 330
« Reply #2 on: 24 Jul 2017, 17:09 »

FAYE: "Rambled and rambled while eatin' his pie/He dropped his wallet, now its mine uh huh/Sorry old man but that's jus' the way that it is..."
CLINTON: "Don't Bother None, by Yoko Kano."
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Re: QC Captions vol. 330
« Reply #3 on: 26 Jul 2017, 08:19 »

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Re: QC Captions vol. 330
« Reply #4 on: 26 Jul 2017, 08:41 »

Bubbles:  Your new penis is not ready yet.
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Re: QC Captions vol. 330
« Reply #5 on: 26 Jul 2017, 12:07 »

BUBBLES: "♫ Good morning! Good mo-ornng! We spent the whole night talkin'... ♫"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 330
« Reply #6 on: 26 Jul 2017, 14:20 »

"What is the small horrible robot doing to that poor fire truck?"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 330
« Reply #7 on: 26 Jul 2017, 19:26 »

Why is "raising the roof" such a big deal? It requires very little effort, see?
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Re: QC Captions vol. 330
« Reply #8 on: 26 Jul 2017, 20:47 »

Who ordered the 4 Bismark Pizzas?
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A good pun is it's own reword.
There is a difference between spare parts, extra parts and left over parts.

The Venn diagram  for Common Sense and Good Sense has very little, if any, overlap.

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Re: QC Captions vol. 330
« Reply #9 on: 26 Jul 2017, 21:21 »

"Yes, small ones?"
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