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[Zebediah]

FIRST IMAGE:

[cesium133]

Winslow: Well, I don't really know because this is the first time I've--
Momo: I think you should go to the bathroom.

[BenRG]

WINSLOW: "... and I have this warm, fullness in by mid-section that makes me feel all relaxed! Is that a common feature of humanoid chassis?"

MOMO: "Actually, I think that's pregnancy! Congratulations!"

[miados]

Winslow: Well my tummy isn't as warm as usual since i lost my touch screen

Momo: I'm sure if you miss it we can have faye redistribute your heat sink.

[Gyrre]

WINSLOW: "Now I know know why Pintsize always ate cake batter. It tastes quite good."

MOMO: "That is good. Just try not to make too much of a mess in the men's room."

[Zebediah]

Winslow: "And a holding tank for live eels!"

Momo: "Excellent! Just remember to feed them daily!"

[Zebediah]

SECOND IMAGE:

[BenRG]

MOMO: "So, I understand that you finally got a better job than the one in the convenience store?"

MAY: "Yeah, this new quick-response arm is amazing! I'm now the auxiliary water pump at Hayseed's Farm!"

[Tlaloc]

Obviously not affecting everyone, but I'm getting timeouts on the images...

That said, from the last caption I can take a guess... 

MOMO: "So, I heard that you're going to start working in the music industry?"

MAY: "Hell yeah! I was thinking I could get myself in a Tool Video, next time they make one!"

[Gyrre]

MOMO: "It's great that you found a hobby you enjoy."

MAY: "Totally! Ventin' outi my frustrations and beatin' some of the customers. I can throw all my darts before those dumbasses finish zipping up their flies! One of 'em even said 'nice grouping' to me."

[Shjade]

MOMO: “That's...not really how hithchhiking work-”

MAY: “And if I flag down enough drivers at once, at least ONE of them won’t notice when I jack their car!”