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Zebediah

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QC Captions vol. 337
« on: 10 Sep 2017, 10:06 »
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Re: QC Captions vol. 337
« Reply #1 on: 10 Sep 2017, 10:21 »
"ALRIGHT WHICH ONE OF YOU FUCKERS TOOK MY TOES"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 337
« Reply #2 on: 10 Sep 2017, 11:14 »
"Fifteen minutes. Frigging fifteen minutes, and you are at it again. You two. Go shop for a sturdy and SILENT bedframe. First. Thing. In the morning."
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Re: QC Captions vol. 337
« Reply #3 on: 10 Sep 2017, 13:05 »
BUBBLES: "STOP DRAWING PORN OF ME!"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 337
« Reply #4 on: 10 Sep 2017, 14:40 »
Bubbles: "OKAY, WHO'S SHIPPING IN HERE???"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 337
« Reply #5 on: 10 Sep 2017, 16:26 »
"Pintsize!  Virus!  Muscle drivers!  He pay!  For door!  Then DIE!"
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Zebediah

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Re: QC Captions vol. 337
« Reply #6 on: 10 Sep 2017, 18:57 »
"DIESELPUNK. EXPLAIN IT."
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Re: QC Captions vol. 337
« Reply #7 on: 10 Sep 2017, 19:37 »
Thievery checks are for chumps. Athletics is where its at.
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Re: QC Captions vol. 337
« Reply #8 on: 10 Sep 2017, 19:50 »
"TAKE THAT, EVIL CARTOON SOUND EFFECT!"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 337
« Reply #9 on: 10 Sep 2017, 23:50 »
"Heeeeeeeeres BUBBLES!!!"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 337
« Reply #10 on: 11 Sep 2017, 05:04 »
"I HAVE A SINGLE JOINT JUST BEFORE THE BALL OF MY FOOT FOR TOE ARTICULATION!!!"
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Zebediah

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Re: QC Captions vol. 337
« Reply #11 on: 13 Sep 2017, 07:33 »
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Re: QC Captions vol. 337
« Reply #12 on: 13 Sep 2017, 07:36 »
WINSLOW: "Oh! Hannelore! You're pancake! I mean 'awake'!"
« Last Edit: 13 Sep 2017, 07:45 by BenRG »
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Re: QC Captions vol. 337
« Reply #13 on: 13 Sep 2017, 14:10 »
Its nice of you to get the bat out, but I really think the pancakes will taste better tossed in the frying pan.
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Re: QC Captions vol. 337
« Reply #14 on: 13 Sep 2017, 17:29 »
Winslow: "Silly Hannelore, I'm sure that's not what 'pancake batter' means."
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"Broken swords and dragon bones scattered on the way back home."

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Re: QC Captions vol. 337
« Reply #15 on: 15 Sep 2017, 08:22 »
You KNOW pan cakes don't fly off on their own.
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Re: QC Captions vol. 337
« Reply #16 on: 17 Sep 2017, 20:00 »
Winslow:  If you can't get enough distance with that, tomorrow morning I'll make luftwaffles!
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