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Zebediah

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QC Captions vol. 339
« on: 24 Sep 2017, 05:49 »
FIRST IMAGE:



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Re: QC Captions vol. 339
« Reply #1 on: 24 Sep 2017, 05:53 »
MRS U: "Welcome to the herd!"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 339
« Reply #2 on: 25 Sep 2017, 20:52 »
DOOR:  Could one of you two close me please?  Hanging open like this is just weird.
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Re: QC Captions vol. 339
« Reply #3 on: 26 Sep 2017, 20:42 »
"[Giraffe Noise]"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 339
« Reply #4 on: 27 Sep 2017, 06:35 »
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A good pun is it's own reword.
There is a difference between spare parts, extra parts and left over parts.

The Venn diagram  for Common Sense and Good Sense has very little, if any, overlap.

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Re: QC Captions vol. 339
« Reply #5 on: 27 Sep 2017, 08:45 »
SECOND IMAGE:


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Re: QC Captions vol. 339
« Reply #6 on: 27 Sep 2017, 08:47 »
EMILY: "Hi! I'm Emily and I have silicon pathways in my brain! Let's be friends!"

ROKO: "... Check please?"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 339
« Reply #7 on: 27 Sep 2017, 10:17 »
Emily: You smell like crunchy pancakes.
Roko: Thanks?
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Re: QC Captions vol. 339
« Reply #8 on: 27 Sep 2017, 10:31 »
Emily: Let me introduce you to my good friend Cthulhu! He lives in Rl'yeh!
Dora (off panel): His name is Charles and he lives in North Carolina.
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Re: QC Captions vol. 339
« Reply #9 on: 27 Sep 2017, 15:54 »
Emily:  ... And it turns out one of the hardest things to debug was sanity!  Did you know we had to make thousands and thousands of AIs and figure out how and why each one was insane before we were able to start producing viable ones?  In fact, would you like to meet them?  They're interesting, and some of them are nice! 

Roko:  .... Errr, no. 
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Re: QC Captions vol. 339
« Reply #10 on: 28 Sep 2017, 18:14 »
Emily: "Can I hit you with a rubber mallet? It's for SCIENCE!"

Roko: "Uh, no."
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Re: QC Captions vol. 339
« Reply #11 on: 28 Sep 2017, 19:04 »
"Can I tell you about our lord and savior, Unicorn Prince?"
"Uhh... maybe?"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 339
« Reply #12 on: 30 Sep 2017, 19:48 »
Emily: "AND THAT'S HOW I DISCOVERED THE SECRET OF IMMORTALITY!!!"
Roko:"...okay, backing away now.
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Re: QC Captions vol. 339
« Reply #13 on: 30 Sep 2017, 21:03 »
"I bet these 'forumites' are talking about us right now."
"Stop it, you're scaring me."
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Re: QC Captions vol. 339
« Reply #14 on: 01 Oct 2017, 01:24 »
Emily: "I'm a lifeform on planet Earth, so with probability 25% I am secretly a beetle. What is the probability of you secretly running Java?"
Roko: <backs away slowly>
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Re: QC Captions vol. 339
« Reply #15 on: 16 Oct 2017, 09:00 »
Emily: "...and that's how quantic entanglement erotica appeared"
Roko: "Please... please, stop talking!"
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