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Zebediah

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QC Captions vol. 349
« on: 03 Dec 2017, 07:07 »

FIRST IMAGE:


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Re: QC Captions vol. 349
« Reply #1 on: 03 Dec 2017, 07:59 »

HANNELORE: "THEY ARE COMING. THERE IS NO ESCAPE, NO WAY TO FIGHT AND NO HOPE. SURRENDER YOURSELF TO THEM AND THEY WILL BE MERCIFUL. THEY ARE COMING."

DORA: "Jeez, Hanners! It's only an IRS audit!"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 349
« Reply #2 on: 03 Dec 2017, 18:02 »


HANNELORE: "Clowns gonna eat me. Can't sleep. Clowns gonna eat me! Can't sleep.Clowns gonna eat me. Can't sleep. Clowns gonna eat me! Can't sleep."

DORA: "I told you not to touch the Barnum and Bailie's Blend"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 349
« Reply #3 on: 04 Dec 2017, 04:38 »

Hannelore: ”On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses?”

Dora: “Oh no, not Meat Loaf again!”
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Re: QC Captions vol. 349
« Reply #4 on: 04 Dec 2017, 05:20 »


"I SEE DUMB PEOPLE!"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 349
« Reply #5 on: 04 Dec 2017, 06:02 »

Hannelore: I will consume your soul in endless flames.............

Dora: No, thanks, I'm good!
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Re: QC Captions vol. 349
« Reply #6 on: 04 Dec 2017, 14:19 »

Hallore: "It is by will alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the juice of Sapho that thoughts acquire speed, the lips acquire stains, stains become a warning. It is by will alone I set my mind in motion..."

Dora: "Okay, Hanners, that's it! No more cinnamon flavored triple Espresso for you!"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 349
« Reply #7 on: 04 Dec 2017, 16:41 »

Hanners: I WOULD VERY MUCH LIKE TO NOT TALK ABOUT THE FORUM AT THIS JUNCTURE.

Dora: Yikes, I didn't even mention it.
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Re: QC Captions vol. 349
« Reply #8 on: 05 Dec 2017, 01:09 »

Hannelore: "I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain."

Dora: "It's only a spider, Hanners!"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 349
« Reply #9 on: 06 Dec 2017, 06:31 »

SECOND IMAGE:



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Re: QC Captions vol. 349
« Reply #10 on: 06 Dec 2017, 06:32 »

TILLY: "B... Brains... Brains! There were smushed brains everywhere!"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 349
« Reply #11 on: 06 Dec 2017, 11:01 »

Tilly: "Wow... Ma'am... I never... I mean... that was... amazing!"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 349
« Reply #12 on: 06 Dec 2017, 13:10 »

“This is going to take longer than usual to clean up. I mean, I’ve helped your mother eliminate enemies before, but it’s never been this messy. I guess we should have taken the name ‘Juicy’ a bit more literally.”
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