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Zebediah

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QC Captions vol. 350
« on: 10 Dec 2017, 04:23 »

FIRST IMAGE:


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Re: QC Captions vol. 350
« Reply #1 on: 10 Dec 2017, 04:56 »

H: I see no Tilly
W: Hasn't gone though. It doesn't work for Ostriches either.

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Re: QC Captions vol. 350
« Reply #2 on: 10 Dec 2017, 06:58 »

Hannelore: 5... 4... 3... 2... 1... Ready or not, here I come!
Winslow: I warned you it wasn't a good idea to tell Tilly the quarry is a good hiding spot. The police are here.
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Re: QC Captions vol. 350
« Reply #3 on: 10 Dec 2017, 07:02 »

Hanners: "Fuck my life."
Winslow: "I'm both ill-equipped and uncertain of even how to go about doing that."


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Re: QC Captions vol. 350
« Reply #4 on: 10 Dec 2017, 07:46 »

HANNELORE: "I don't wanna look!"

WINSLOW: "It wouldn't matter if you did! Nothing about Tilly's 'work clothes' makes sense on a visual level!"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 350
« Reply #5 on: 10 Dec 2017, 18:03 »


HANNELORE: "How long?"

WINSLOW: "The MSDS says that it is not permanent or toxic. Fedex said that it will take at least 12 hours for the release agent to be delivered.!"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 350
« Reply #6 on: 10 Dec 2017, 22:42 »

Hannelore: I'm never opening my eyes again.
Winslow: I'm sorry, Hannelore, I had no idea.  I also thought 'goatse' was going to involve cute pictures of goats.
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Re: QC Captions vol. 350
« Reply #7 on: 11 Dec 2017, 01:43 »

Hannelore: "My eyes! No... NOOOO!!!"

Winslow: "What has been seen, can't be unseen, Ma'am. I mean Hannelore..."
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Re: QC Captions vol. 350
« Reply #8 on: 12 Dec 2017, 06:15 »

Hannelore: "All I said was that having Tilly around makes me want to gouge my own eyes out. I didn't expect that she would take that as an instruction to do it for me!"

Winslow: "I guess it really is possible to be too helpful."
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Re: QC Captions vol. 350
« Reply #9 on: 13 Dec 2017, 05:36 »

SECOND IMAGE:


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Re: QC Captions vol. 350
« Reply #10 on: 13 Dec 2017, 05:41 »

TILLY: "Hello, Pizza Amore? I'd like to order one 'Crashed and Burned at My New Job' special with extra pineapple!"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 350
« Reply #11 on: 15 Dec 2017, 07:16 »

Tilly: "I'll remind you that I can legpress 800 lbs free weight. Do I need to kick you?"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 350
« Reply #12 on: 15 Dec 2017, 07:52 »

Tilly: No, I'm not in the mood. I don't want to sexphone now...
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Re: QC Captions vol. 350
« Reply #13 on: 15 Dec 2017, 08:49 »

TILLY: "Dad, she has sharks with frickin' lasers! You think I'm going to try to do anything?"
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