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Zebediah

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QC Captions vol. 351
« on: 17 Dec 2017, 04:42 »

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Re: QC Captions vol. 351
« Reply #1 on: 17 Dec 2017, 09:18 »

TILLY: "Privacy? Oh, Winslow! You're so funny! We can't serve Ms Ellicott-Chatham if she has any privacy!"

WINSLOW: "Yeah, I know!"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 351
« Reply #2 on: 17 Dec 2017, 09:29 »

Tilly: I will come to her in yellow stockings, and 'tis a colour she abhors, and cross-gartered, a fashion she detests.

Winslow: Thou most excellent devil of wit!
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Re: QC Captions vol. 351
« Reply #3 on: 17 Dec 2017, 12:45 »

Tilly: Stop! WHAT is your name?
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Tilly: WHAT is your quest?
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Tilly:  WHAT is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
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Re: QC Captions vol. 351
« Reply #4 on: 20 Dec 2017, 08:24 »

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Re: QC Captions vol. 351
« Reply #5 on: 20 Dec 2017, 08:46 »

BEATRICE: "Hello? ECI Tech Support? Ah, yes, I want to talk to someone senior in the hippomimetic section; I'm concerned about a pattern of behaviour that suggests units are going beyond their intended...

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Re: QC Captions vol. 351
« Reply #6 on: 20 Dec 2017, 08:48 »

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Re: QC Captions vol. 351
« Reply #7 on: 20 Dec 2017, 09:26 »

BEATRICE: "Mr. Dyson, we already talked about this: The technology to put living tissue over a metal endoskeleton is still in it's infancy. Maybe within the next fifteen to twenty years we'll be able to... What?"

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