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Zebediah

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QC Captions vol. 352
« on: 24 Dec 2017, 04:08 »

FIRST IMAGE:



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Re: QC Captions vol. 352
« Reply #1 on: 24 Dec 2017, 04:40 »

NOTTWIN1: "Who is this dark and angry figure?"

NOTTWIN2: "She'll be signing our cheques by tomorrow!"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 352
« Reply #2 on: 24 Dec 2017, 05:45 »

Man on Right: "Who cares if she's the boss's daughter? She's not even a shareholder."

Man on Left: "You stop to think what it does to a person to have the boss as you Mom?! Run!"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 352
« Reply #3 on: 24 Dec 2017, 06:03 »

Guy 1: Perhaps the 'Juicy' project was a bad idea?
Guy 2: Just make sure to collect all the red Swingline staplers before the building burns down.
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Re: QC Captions vol. 352
« Reply #4 on: 24 Dec 2017, 13:41 »

Lefty: "You think I could ask her for an autograph..?"

Righty: "Dude, just keep walking!"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 352
« Reply #5 on: 25 Dec 2017, 03:22 »

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Zebediah

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Re: QC Captions vol. 352
« Reply #6 on: 26 Dec 2017, 04:49 »

Thing 1: “Twenty bucks on the kid.”

Thing 2: “You’re on!”
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Re: QC Captions vol. 352
« Reply #7 on: 27 Dec 2017, 04:08 »

SECOND IMAGE:



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Re: QC Captions vol. 352
« Reply #8 on: 27 Dec 2017, 04:13 »

DARTH HANNERS: "You have not yet witnessed the true power of the Dark Side... my Master!"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 352
« Reply #9 on: 27 Dec 2017, 06:26 »

Hanners: My orders are to make sure they do not die... but also to make sure they regret the day they were born.

Hanners: If my answers frighten you then you should cease asking scary questions.

Hanners: There's a passage I memorized. Ezekiel 25:17. "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy My brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay My vengeance upon you."
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Re: QC Captions vol. 352
« Reply #10 on: 27 Dec 2017, 07:17 »

Hannelore: "Come with me if you want to live!"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 352
« Reply #11 on: 27 Dec 2017, 15:16 »

My dad will be in position to drop a tungsten rod on this place in 30 minutes.
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Yet the lies of Melkor, the mighty and the accursed, Morgoth Bauglir, the Power of Terror and of Hate, sowed in the hearts of Elves and Men are a seed that does not die and cannot be destroyed; and ever and anon it sprouts anew, and will bear dark fruit even unto the latest days. (Silmarillion 255)

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Re: QC Captions vol. 352
« Reply #12 on: 29 Dec 2017, 18:15 »

Hannelore:  I was supposed to kill you and take your place, but I decided that would be boring.
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Re: QC Captions vol. 352
« Reply #13 on: 31 Dec 2017, 15:17 »

Hannelore: "And, yes, I just farted. I hope you choke on it."
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