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Author Topic: QC Captions vol. 354  (Read 640 times)

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QC Captions vol. 354
« on: 07 Jan 2018, 18:31 »

FIRST IMAGE:



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Re: QC Captions vol. 354
« Reply #1 on: 07 Jan 2018, 19:09 »

Station: "There is no need for the honorifics. Just call me station."

Tilly: "SIR! Yes sir!"

Station: [sigh]
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A good pun is it's own reword.
There is a difference between spare parts, extra parts and left over parts.

The Venn diagram  for Common Sense and Good Sense has very little, if any, overlap.

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Re: QC Captions vol. 354
« Reply #2 on: 07 Jan 2018, 23:21 »

STATION: "Naturally, we will need to give you the standard space safety upgrades: We'll replace your inner ears with cybernetic implants to prevent space-sickness and replace your skin with a synthetic derma that doubles as a pressure suit."

TILLY: "I'M READY! BRING OUT THE SCALPEL!"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 354
« Reply #3 on: 08 Jan 2018, 05:24 »

Station: "Why yes, Commander Data was a major step in the representation of artificial intelligence in modern fiction. Star Trek has always been progressive in that way. But how is this relevant to you?"

Tilly: "Cadet Sylvia Tilly, USS Discovery, reporting for duty!"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 354
« Reply #4 on: 08 Jan 2018, 05:43 »

Station: "There is no need for the honorifics. Just call me station."

Tilly: "SIR! Yes sir!"

Station: [sigh]
Tilly: "SIR! Are you aware that you forgot to render pants, sir?!"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 354
« Reply #5 on: 10 Jan 2018, 07:23 »

SECOND IMAGE:



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Re: QC Captions vol. 354
« Reply #6 on: 10 Jan 2018, 07:35 »

AMANDA: "Faye! Your clothes! Are you a down-and-out?"

FAYE: "Amanda! You're here? Now? Ohmigod, has Mom finally flipped and thrown you out?"

DORA: "Suddenly, I realise that me and Sven have a pretty good relationship!"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 354
« Reply #7 on: 10 Jan 2018, 08:04 »

AMANDA: "Hey sis. We wanna join Fight Club!"

FAYE: "Gaah!! Who told you??! I mean... what Fight Club? There is no Fight Club!"

DORA: "The first rule of Fight Club is: you do not talk about Fight Club."
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Re: QC Captions vol. 354
« Reply #8 on: 10 Jan 2018, 16:31 »

AMANDA: "Is that an Austrian goat milk double-half-caf-half-decaf-soy milk cappuccino - extra hot - with a dash of Madagascar cinnamon-and half tablespoon of caramel-latte-frappa-mocha?"

FAYE: "Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine!  You can't have it! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! "

DORA: Sigh " You can order your own Austrian goat milk double-half-caf-half-decaf-soy milk cappuccino - extra hot - with a dash of Madagascar cinnamon-and half tablespoon of caramel-latte-frappa-mocha but it will take 30 minutes."
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Re: QC Captions vol. 354
« Reply #9 on: 13 Jan 2018, 04:16 »

Amanda: "What's 'Cthulhu f'tagn' with the squid on the back of your tricep mean?"
Faye: "I'M NOT A CULTIST! YOU'RE  A CULTIST!!!"
Dora: "Cultist?!?"
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