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Zebediah

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QC Captions vol. 356
« on: 21 Jan 2018, 05:08 »
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Re: QC Captions vol. 356
« Reply #1 on: 21 Jan 2018, 09:18 »
MELON: "I don't really know what I'm seeing! Organic, synthetic or hybrid? I've never seen anything like it! Are we even safe being so close to this thing?"

FAYE: I think we should give it to Bubbles to destroy, just in case! That aperture could be a gun!"

AMANDA: "Jeez, guys! It's only an old Furby!"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 356
« Reply #2 on: 22 Jan 2018, 03:15 »
MELON: "I found this mystery bag outside but I'm not sure if it should be opened."
FAYE: "While I'm curious, my sense of psychological self preservation tells me we shouldn't."
AMANDA: "WHAT'S IN THE BAG???"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 356
« Reply #3 on: 22 Jan 2018, 04:56 »
MELON: "I paid a minor fortune for it"
FAYE: "Where? I've wanted one for ages."
AMANDA: "I wish I could afford one"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 356
« Reply #4 on: 23 Jan 2018, 08:01 »
MELON: "Is it bees?"
FAYE: "I didn't think bees look like that."
AMANDA: "It's a cybernetic Augochloropsis anonyma. So Cuuute."
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Re: QC Captions vol. 356
« Reply #5 on: 23 Jan 2018, 18:21 »
Melon:  I figured having the cuddly little guy defanged would be polite for my biological friends, but what do I feed him?
Faye:  Uh... good call, and ... mice, I guess? 
Amanda: Can rattlesnakes even eat mice if they don't have their fangs?
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Re: QC Captions vol. 356
« Reply #6 on: 24 Jan 2018, 07:50 »
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Re: QC Captions vol. 356
« Reply #7 on: 24 Jan 2018, 07:52 »
FAYE: "I'm sorry it didn't work out, Bubbles. Still, other fish in the sea!"

BUBBLES: "I'm not attracted to fish."
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Re: QC Captions vol. 356
« Reply #8 on: 25 Jan 2018, 18:50 »
Faye: Mom, can me an' Amanda go to the mall?
Bubbles: Not until you finish your homework!
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Re: QC Captions vol. 356
« Reply #9 on: 26 Jan 2018, 14:17 »
Faye: I think the thermostat is broken.
Bubbles: I am not a radiator.
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