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Zebediah

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QC Captions vol. 357
« on: 28 Jan 2018, 12:37 »

FIRST IMAGE:



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Re: QC Captions vol. 357
« Reply #1 on: 28 Jan 2018, 12:40 »

Listen very carefully, I shall say this only once.
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Re: QC Captions vol. 357
« Reply #2 on: 28 Jan 2018, 12:43 »

EVIE: "'Manda? Get. The. Damn. Camera. Out. Of. My. Face!"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 357
« Reply #3 on: 28 Jan 2018, 12:52 »

Are the little hearts still in there?? I've got eye-drops in my bag...
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Re: QC Captions vol. 357
« Reply #4 on: 28 Jan 2018, 14:43 »

Faye? Are you with us again, Faye? Sorry for being so nosy about your relationship to Bubbles, I didn't think ...

... have you ever spoken in tongues before? And what does Y'AI'NG'NGAH YOG-SOTHOTH H'EE-L'GEB F'AI THRODOG UAAAH mean?
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Re: QC Captions vol. 357
« Reply #5 on: 28 Jan 2018, 21:36 »

This is a nice head. I like this head. This head is mine and you can't have it. Covfefe
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There is a difference between spare parts, extra parts and left over parts.

The Venn diagram  for Common Sense and Good Sense has very little, if any, overlap.

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Re: QC Captions vol. 357
« Reply #6 on: 29 Jan 2018, 03:29 »

Trust in me, just in me, shut your eyes and trust in me.
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« Reply #7 on: 30 Jan 2018, 04:54 »

♪ Every breath you take
Every move you make
Every bond you break
Every step you take
I'll be watching you ♪

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Re: QC Captions vol. 357
« Reply #8 on: 30 Jan 2018, 22:17 »

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Re: QC Captions vol. 357
« Reply #9 on: 31 Jan 2018, 05:25 »

SECOND IMAGE:



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Re: QC Captions vol. 357
« Reply #10 on: 31 Jan 2018, 05:33 »

AMANDA: "... and I taught myself this cool trick: Magical Rainbow Power Activate!"

EVIE: "We're still trying to decide if it's the Magic of Friendship or if she's eating too many Skittles."
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Re: QC Captions vol. 357
« Reply #11 on: 31 Jan 2018, 06:07 »


AMANDA: "Of course, you don't have to take *my* word for it. "

EVIE: "Careful WNED doesn't catch doing that."
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Re: QC Captions vol. 357
« Reply #12 on: 31 Jan 2018, 06:16 »

AMANDA: "So the longer I wait, the more desperate the fairy becomes and the rainbow gets even brighter!"

EVIE: "Stop tormenting it and just clap your hands, dear."
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Re: QC Captions vol. 357
« Reply #13 on: 31 Jan 2018, 08:52 »

Amanda: “I cast Prismatic Spray at the dragon!”

Evie: “And now the dragon is awake and we’re all toast. So much for our plan to sneak in.”
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Re: QC Captions vol. 357
« Reply #14 on: 31 Jan 2018, 09:22 »

Amanda: “I cast Prismatic Spray at the dragon!”

Evie: “And now the dragon is awake and we’re all toast. So much for our plan to sneak in.”

FAYE: "Don't worry guys! I got this! Heeerrreee cooommmeeesss FAAAYYYE WHITTAKER!!!"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 357
« Reply #15 on: 31 Jan 2018, 10:55 »

Amanda:  The instructor said none of us knew what it was like to be some different color in this society, so I colored us! 

Evie:  It wore off after a week, but you know it's actually true that it's not easy being green.  For starters all of your clothes clash.
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