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Zebediah

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QC Captions vol. 358
« on: 04 Feb 2018, 04:31 »
FIRST IMAGE:



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Re: QC Captions vol. 358
« Reply #1 on: 04 Feb 2018, 06:14 »
BUBBLES: "Oh my sweet Turing! It's all coming back to me! The 'party'! The bad music! The even worse tea blends...! The recreational DLLs! I... I remember more...! By the Creator! I... I got intoxicated! I... I interfaced with Pintsize!"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 358
« Reply #2 on: 04 Feb 2018, 08:28 »
"But little did you know, that under this mask, the whole time I have actually been..."
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Re: QC Captions vol. 358
« Reply #3 on: 04 Feb 2018, 11:13 »
Quote from: BenRG on 04 Feb 2018, 06:14
BUBBLES: "Oh my sweet Turing! It's all coming back to me! The 'party'! The bad music! The even worse tea blends...! The recreational DLLs! I... I remember more...! By the Creator! I... I got intoxicated! I... I interfaced with Pintsize!"

I want to like the caption, but "interfacing with Pintsize" can only be read with slowly mounting horror...
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Re: QC Captions vol. 358
« Reply #4 on: 04 Feb 2018, 11:19 »
Yeah, Bubbles really needs to update her virus protection software now.
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Re: QC Captions vol. 358
« Reply #5 on: 04 Feb 2018, 13:08 »
This is the song that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, and they'll continue singing it forever just because...This is the song that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, and they'll continue singing it forever just because.. Oh Turing help me ...This is the song that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, and they'll continue singing it forever just because... Make it stop. make it stop...This is the song that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, and they'll continue singing it forever just because.....
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There is a difference between spare parts, extra parts and left over parts.

The Venn diagram  for Common Sense and Good Sense has very little, if any, overlap.

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Re: QC Captions vol. 358
« Reply #6 on: 04 Feb 2018, 18:32 »
Bubbles: "Why in Lovelace's name can I not just sort out my feelings and tell her?"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 358
« Reply #7 on: 05 Feb 2018, 04:55 »
Quote from: SpanielBear on 04 Feb 2018, 11:13
Quote from: BenRG on 04 Feb 2018, 06:14
BUBBLES: "Oh my sweet Turing! It's all coming back to me! The 'party'! The bad music! The even worse tea blends...! The recreational DLLs! I... I remember more...! By the Creator! I... I got intoxicated! I... I interfaced with Pintsize!"

I want to like the caption, but "interfacing with Pintsize" can only be read with slowly mounting horror...

Not sure it'd be too quick a mounting, considering the recreational DLLs...
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Re: QC Captions vol. 358
« Reply #8 on: 05 Feb 2018, 05:37 »
"Roses are red
Violets are red
EVERYTHING is RED."
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Re: QC Captions vol. 358
« Reply #9 on: 07 Feb 2018, 13:27 »
SECOND IMAGE:



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Re: QC Captions vol. 358
« Reply #10 on: 07 Feb 2018, 14:21 »
Faye: " ... and then she asked if it was okay to pet it."
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A good pun is it's own reword.
There is a difference between spare parts, extra parts and left over parts.

The Venn diagram  for Common Sense and Good Sense has very little, if any, overlap.

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Re: QC Captions vol. 358
« Reply #11 on: 07 Feb 2018, 21:40 »
Bubbles: <Das ist mir so pinelich>
Faye: "Was?"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 358
« Reply #12 on: 07 Feb 2018, 23:13 »
FAYE: "The new gym in town is great! I've only been going a week and I'm sure I'm already more buff! Feel how firm my butt is now! Go on! Feel it!"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 358
« Reply #13 on: 08 Feb 2018, 10:22 »
“Hey Bubs, I’m taking a drawing class and I need a model. Can I draw you nude?”
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Re: QC Captions vol. 358
« Reply #14 on: 08 Feb 2018, 10:29 »
"So, I looked under my bed, and I found that stash of Thomas the Tank Engine slash-fiction that you were hiding..."
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Re: QC Captions vol. 358
« Reply #15 on: 08 Feb 2018, 21:31 »
WHY WOULD YOU PUT THAT IMAGE INTO ANYONE'S HEAD?!?   
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Re: QC Captions vol. 358
« Reply #16 on: 09 Feb 2018, 07:04 »
Faye: "Hey, the thing about Thomas the Tank Engine slash-fiction was just a joke. I never told you to google it to see if it was a real thing."



Seriously, don't google it.
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Re: QC Captions vol. 358
« Reply #17 on: 10 Feb 2018, 15:21 »
Quote from: Zebediah on 09 Feb 2018, 07:04
Faye: "Hey, the thing about Thomas the Tank Engine slash-fiction was just a joke. I never told you to google it to see if it was a real thing."



Seriously, don't google it.
I didn't. I've just got an overactive imagination that hates me when I'm tired.

I know better than to look up that sort of thing.
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Re: QC Captions vol. 358
« Reply #18 on: 10 Feb 2018, 18:01 »
FAYE: "So did you look up that tumblr of that friend of mine that I told you about?"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 358
« Reply #19 on: 14 Feb 2018, 14:20 »
Faye:  Oh, Momo was asking if you'd like to see her collection of victorian ...  uh, never mind.
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