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QC Captions vol. 365
« on: 25 Mar 2018, 06:33 »

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Re: QC Captions vol. 365
« Reply #1 on: 25 Mar 2018, 14:34 »

CLINTON: "I've never seen a girl who can juggle so many beers without spilling a drop!"

ELLIOTT: "Pure poetry!"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 365
« Reply #2 on: 26 Mar 2018, 08:03 »

Brun's good at hauling beer, but when the serious pros are at it...
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Re: QC Captions vol. 365
« Reply #3 on: 26 Mar 2018, 09:43 »

Brun's good at hauling beer, but when the serious pros are at it...
That’s impressive! I don’t think Brun’s got the upper body strength to pull it off.
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Re: QC Captions vol. 365
« Reply #4 on: 26 Mar 2018, 13:15 »

Brun's good at hauling beer, but when the serious pros are at it...
That’s impressive! I don’t think Brun’s got the upper body strength to pull it off.
If she is able to use a Harpoon properly them she most likely does have the back and shoulder muscles required for such feats of lager lugging.
Mind you most American pubs avoid the stein and stick with the pint[?] glasses.
Glasses are lighter, stack easier and there is no standard size so you can easily serve less without tipping your hand to your patrons.
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Re: QC Captions vol. 365
« Reply #5 on: 26 Mar 2018, 13:17 »

In the UK, the urban legend is that we moved away from the classic pint-glass with handle as they kept being used as an improvised weapon...
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Re: QC Captions vol. 365
« Reply #6 on: 28 Mar 2018, 09:03 »

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« Reply #7 on: 28 Mar 2018, 09:07 »

BRUN: "Is that 'Psychosis', the new fashionable fragrance for men? I'm asking so I know what it smells like."

CLINTON: "S... sorry, this brain is busy right now, please try your query again later!"
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« Reply #8 on: 28 Mar 2018, 12:07 »

BRUN: "Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?"

CLINTON: "Does dodging atmospherics reentry drones delivering Hawaiian pizza by rooftop patio lanterns count?"
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« Reply #9 on: 28 Mar 2018, 13:15 »

Brun: Have you seen the clocks?
Clinton: I think I left my watch at home.
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Re: QC Captions vol. 365
« Reply #10 on: 28 Mar 2018, 17:04 »

"Is that my harpoon in your pocket?"

"I plead the fifth."
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Re: QC Captions vol. 365
« Reply #11 on: 28 Mar 2018, 21:53 »

Brun: Did you know you have a USB port behind your right ear?


Clinton: Y-Yeah... it's a charging port for my hand.
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« Reply #12 on: 28 Mar 2018, 23:55 »

BRUN: "I'm not making you... uncomfortable, am I?"

CLINTON: "N-nn-not at-at all."
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Re: QC Captions vol. 365
« Reply #13 on: 29 Mar 2018, 01:18 »

Brun: You're sweating. Have you been working as well?
Clinton: I... uh... well, I walked here.
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