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QC Captions vol. 366
« on: 01 Apr 2018, 04:55 »

FIRST IMAGE:



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Re: QC Captions vol. 366
« Reply #1 on: 01 Apr 2018, 05:46 »

"Who are all of these people? I don't recognize any of them."
"Don't worry about it, today's April 1st."
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Re: QC Captions vol. 366
« Reply #2 on: 01 Apr 2018, 05:56 »

JOYCE: "It's nice to know that we've got fans on other sites, isn't it?"

FAZ: "Faz is universally adored by all geeks everywhere."
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Re: QC Captions vol. 366
« Reply #3 on: 01 Apr 2018, 06:55 »

Claire: “I woke up this morning feeling... different.”

Marten: “Me too.”
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« Reply #4 on: 01 Apr 2018, 10:01 »

Momo:  This is like being Human!  I can actually taste cupcakes in this VR!
Pintsize:  And I have an anus!
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Re: QC Captions vol. 366
« Reply #5 on: 01 Apr 2018, 15:01 »

Joyce: “You know, this April Fool’s joke would have been funnier if Zebediah had posted a panel from Garfield instead.”

Faz: “There’s always next year.”
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Re: QC Captions vol. 366
« Reply #6 on: 02 Apr 2018, 06:10 »

April Fools is over, so SOCIALLY APPROPRIATE IMAGE:



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Re: QC Captions vol. 366
« Reply #7 on: 02 Apr 2018, 07:41 »

MELON: "Happy Compilation Day, Big Sis! Time to party!"

ROKO: "Thank you Mel;  that's what... four times this afternoon?"
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« Reply #8 on: 02 Apr 2018, 12:13 »

MELON: "Congratulations on meeting someone! I'm so happy for you!"
ROKO: "Melon, we barely spoke. I was drunk. It was awkward. And, I don't even know his name."
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Re: QC Captions vol. 366
« Reply #9 on: 02 Apr 2018, 13:17 »

MELON: "Congratulations on meeting someone! I'm so happy for you!"
ROKO: "Melon, we barely spoke. I was drunk. It was awkward. And, I don't even know his name."
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Re: QC Captions vol. 366
« Reply #10 on: 02 Apr 2018, 14:59 »

Melon: You smell great! Like sweaty grapes!
Roko: Melon, I'm a robot. I don't sweat.
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Re: QC Captions vol. 366
« Reply #11 on: 02 Apr 2018, 18:05 »

Melon: "Now if I press right here and twist, your head will pop right off!"

Roko: "I'm almost drunk enough for that to sound like a good idea."
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Re: QC Captions vol. 366
« Reply #12 on: 02 Apr 2018, 19:17 »

MELON:  I knew you'd come around!  Cucumbers are way better than loaves of bread!

ROKO:  That's a cactus, Melon.  It would be way worse.
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Re: QC Captions vol. 366
« Reply #13 on: 02 Apr 2018, 20:45 »

"Awesome! I love Girls with Slingshots too!"
"Please, don't you start reading too much into everything."
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Re: QC Captions vol. 366
« Reply #14 on: 02 Apr 2018, 21:00 »

Melon: I got a new butt! Wanna see it?
Roko: What did I do to deserve this?
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Re: QC Captions vol. 366
« Reply #15 on: 02 Apr 2018, 21:07 »

"You ARE the Quidditch Hamadryad!"

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Toast is the bread-killer.
Toast is the little burning that brings total carbonisation.
I will face my toast.
I will permit it to pass over me and through me.
And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path.
Where the toast has gone there will be nothing. Only rye will remain."
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Re: QC Captions vol. 366
« Reply #16 on: 04 Apr 2018, 12:20 »

IT'S HUG WEEK:



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Re: QC Captions vol. 366
« Reply #17 on: 04 Apr 2018, 12:27 »

"I LOVE YOU MAN, I *hic* FUCKEN' LOVE YOU!!"

"He's drunk, he's a customer, be cool. He's drunk, he's a customer, be cool. He's drunk..."
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« Reply #18 on: 04 Apr 2018, 18:03 »

Clinton: Yer goin' down, big guy!
Elliot: I see you've reached the "ten feet tall and bulletproof" stage. If you're lucky, you won't remember it.
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Re: QC Captions vol. 366
« Reply #19 on: 04 Apr 2018, 19:39 »

Clinton: I need some security in my life! Ya gotta help me, man!
Elliot: I, uh... it's not that kind of security, I... ummm...
Clinton: But ev'ry now and then I feel so insecure!
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Re: QC Captions vol. 366
« Reply #20 on: 04 Apr 2018, 23:14 »

CLINTON: "I luv'ya man...! You'n'me 'gainst th' worl' man! 'Gainst th' worl'!"

ELLIOTT: "I'd be flattered getting this attention if this didn't happen with random guys at least three times a night!"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 366
« Reply #21 on: 05 Apr 2018, 04:09 »

Clinton: “Socially appropriate greeting!”

Elliot: “Uh, no, it really isn’t.”
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