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QC Captions vol. 367
« on: 07 Apr 2018, 19:52 »

FIRST IMAGE:



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Re: QC Captions vol. 367
« Reply #1 on: 07 Apr 2018, 20:14 »

O'Malley: "What year is it!?"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 367
« Reply #2 on: 07 Apr 2018, 20:43 »

It isn't as though I haven't lived up to my contract, goodness knows. And goodness knows it isn't as though I haven't kept myself trim, goodness knows. I've done that!
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Re: QC Captions vol. 367
« Reply #3 on: 08 Apr 2018, 00:20 »

O'MALLEY: "Sweet Turing! I've wandered into an empty memory address!"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 367
« Reply #4 on: 09 Apr 2018, 05:14 »

"I see a bright light! There really is a robot heaven! ...Oh, wait, that's the streetlight."
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Re: QC Captions vol. 367
« Reply #5 on: 09 Apr 2018, 08:53 »

O'MALLEY: ♫ "Can anyone tell me ♪♬♪ why we are lying here on the floor?" ♫
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Re: QC Captions vol. 367
« Reply #6 on: 09 Apr 2018, 10:25 »

Somebody call me a cab!!
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Re: QC Captions vol. 367
« Reply #7 on: 09 Apr 2018, 12:40 »

In his case, he could actually *be* a cab if he wanted.
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Re: QC Captions vol. 367
« Reply #8 on: 09 Apr 2018, 13:15 »

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Re: QC Captions vol. 367
« Reply #9 on: 09 Apr 2018, 17:39 »

#FFFFFF......................
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Re: QC Captions vol. 367
« Reply #10 on: 11 Apr 2018, 08:42 »

SECOND IMAGE:



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Re: QC Captions vol. 367
« Reply #11 on: 11 Apr 2018, 08:55 »

MRS A: "... Then the magical ponies opened the rainbow bridge again and I was able to go home! So ended my adventure in Unicorn Valley! Yet I will never forget my technicolour equine friends and, some day, there will be another rainbow!"

CLINTON: "Good trip or actual dimensional convergence? Either way, I feel left out!"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 367
« Reply #12 on: 11 Apr 2018, 09:23 »

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Re: QC Captions vol. 367
« Reply #13 on: 11 Apr 2018, 19:30 »

Mrs A: "Then The Creator spoke. He said his name was Jeph. I asked him about you. He said he'd take good care of you, and that you were the 'new Marten.' I'm not sure that he meant by that, but Marten really is such a nice boy."
Clinton: "Oh man oh man oh man..."
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Re: QC Captions vol. 367
« Reply #14 on: 11 Apr 2018, 19:45 »

Mrs. A: ...And when I opened the door, there was Claire, with Marten's head buried in her lap! He just looked up and said "do you mind? I'm kinda busy," and went back to what he was doing!
Clinton: Great... Both my Mom and my sister are getting more tail than I am.
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Re: QC Captions vol. 367
« Reply #15 on: 11 Apr 2018, 21:53 »

Mrs. A: And look at all those people. For years, I thought it was just a wall, there.
Clinton: Those are the readers, mom. Your not supposed to notice them.
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Re: QC Captions vol. 367
« Reply #16 on: 12 Apr 2018, 06:06 »

"... I mean, he looks like he's just a little robot, but he has a huge metal dick, and it vibrates!"

"Great. Even Pintsize is getting it on with my mom."

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Re: QC Captions vol. 367
« Reply #17 on: 12 Apr 2018, 06:29 »

Mrs. A: A scalar λ is called an eigenvalue of the n n matrix A is there is a nontrivial solution x of Ax = λx. Such an x is called an eigenvector corresponding to the eigenvalue λ.
Clinton: Then why is it that an eigenvector cannot be 0, but an eigenvalue can be 0?

 :psyduck: The nightmare returns  :psyduck:
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The Venn diagram  for Common Sense and Good Sense has very little, if any, overlap.
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