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Zebediah

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QC Captions vol. 369
« on: 21 Apr 2018, 19:02 »
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Re: QC Captions vol. 369
« Reply #1 on: 21 Apr 2018, 23:42 »
ROKO (very fast, words running together): "Anyway, it turns out that I've never seen human abs before and it occurs to me you'll have an excellent set, so I was hoping you'd let me take some photos!"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 369
« Reply #2 on: 22 Apr 2018, 11:53 »
Roko: Anyway, I don't know HOW the bread got stuck in there but it totally wasn't my fault, so I was wondering if I could... get a replacement loaf?
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Re: QC Captions vol. 369
« Reply #3 on: 22 Apr 2018, 16:35 »
ROKO: "So, after all of that, he suggested that *ahem* t-that...that I go on a date with you. So, um uh would you uh like to g-go out on-n a d-date with me?"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 369
« Reply #4 on: 22 Apr 2018, 21:06 »
"So... um... someone may have told me that you have an affinity for certain types of bread... and... um... nevermind!"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 369
« Reply #5 on: 23 Apr 2018, 03:16 »
Roko: "Rogue? No no no! I'm clearly a paladin and always have been. What would a paladin know about sneaking around?"

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Re: QC Captions vol. 369
« Reply #6 on: 23 Apr 2018, 03:17 »
I see that Gyrre is a member of the Red Rogue Society!
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Re: QC Captions vol. 369
« Reply #7 on: 23 Apr 2018, 06:29 »
“Yeah, that pumpernickel loaf you gave me last week really, really did me right. But I’m thinking this time, maybe something... just a little bit on the wild side? Like a... huge... chocolate... croissant!”
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Re: QC Captions vol. 369
« Reply #8 on: 23 Apr 2018, 23:28 »
Quote from: BenRG on 23 Apr 2018, 03:17
I see that Gyrre is a member of the Red Rogue Society!
Well, at least I'm not in satin's service.

To quote one of our UK forummites, "I blame the French." :-D
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Re: QC Captions vol. 369
« Reply #9 on: 25 Apr 2018, 06:27 »
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Re: QC Captions vol. 369
« Reply #10 on: 25 Apr 2018, 06:31 »
Bubbles: Sure, I can give you a hand. But I don't think you have the proper interface installed.
Faye: Aaaa!
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Re: QC Captions vol. 369
« Reply #11 on: 25 Apr 2018, 06:32 »
BUBBLES: "Anyway, after I stopped that runaway Hummer, I found that I could do something new! Watch this! It always got a laugh in the barracks!"

FAYE: "Me no likey!"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 369
« Reply #12 on: 25 Apr 2018, 14:59 »
Bubbles: “Before I could leave the military, my chassis had to be disarmed.”

Faye: ”That is not what that word means!”
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Re: QC Captions vol. 369
« Reply #13 on: 26 Apr 2018, 01:12 »
Quote from: Gyrre on 23 Apr 2018, 23:28
Quote from: BenRG on 23 Apr 2018, 03:17
I see that Gyrre is a member of the Red Rogue Society!
Well, at least I'm not in satin's service.

To quote one of our UK forummites, "I blame the French." :-D

I did nothing wrong!

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Re: QC Captions vol. 369
« Reply #14 on: 30 Apr 2018, 07:45 »
Bubbles: "... and then I took his arm and turned it like this. The tendons in his elbow did not have the same tensile strength as mine do, so when they snapped..."

Faye: "Please don't finish that sentence!"
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