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Author Topic: Double Entendre Thread  (Read 2873 times)

cybersmurf

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Double Entendre Thread
« on: 10 Aug 2018, 12:39 »

I didn't see (an active) thread like this, so I'll just open a new one.

This thread is aimed at double entendre lines found anywhere you wanted to share.

Currently, I'm watching "Alien Covenant", and there's two synthetics (the Fassbender robots) talking to each other, one learning the other how to play the flute. And there's the line "[now you try,] let me do the fingering." I'm a bit tipsy and had to laugh out loud.
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Re: Double Entendre Thread
« Reply #1 on: 13 Aug 2018, 01:04 »


Star Wars is FULL of that kinda stuff.

"Look at the size of that thing!"
"I... I can't... it's... too big"
"You came in that thing?!"
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Re: Double Entendre Thread
« Reply #2 on: 13 Aug 2018, 17:54 »

If we're going to talk about sexual innuendo, let's skip the small stuff (that's what she said, hyuk hyuk), and talk about the most famous example.

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