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QC Captions vol. 371
« on: 06 May 2018, 03:47 »

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Re: QC Captions vol. 371
« Reply #1 on: 06 May 2018, 07:20 »

BUBBLES: "I'm not sure I can do this! The closest I've got to 'experience' is hand-to-hand class!"

FAYE: "So long as you remember that you're trying to ease the muscles, not tear them from my screaming bones, I'll be okay!"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 371
« Reply #2 on: 06 May 2018, 14:58 »

Bubbles: What is that whirring sound? I thought you were human!


Faye: Abort, Retry, Ignore?
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Re: QC Captions vol. 371
« Reply #3 on: 07 May 2018, 04:10 »

Bubbles: You never told me you had one!
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Re: QC Captions vol. 371
« Reply #4 on: 07 May 2018, 07:26 »

Bubbles: Ohhhh, not good, not good. Come on. Come on.

Faye:
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Re: QC Captions vol. 371
« Reply #5 on: 07 May 2018, 08:14 »

What kind of idiot would build a sapient being on Windows? 

Same sor that would run a national service on XP and then cancel the support contract, I suppose…
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Re: QC Captions vol. 371
« Reply #6 on: 07 May 2018, 09:55 »

Bubbles: “What the hell? How is there an AnthroPC inside you?

Faye: “I’ve been meaning to tell you, but I didn’t know how: That AnthroPC is me. This body is just a meatsuit.”
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Re: QC Captions vol. 371
« Reply #7 on: 07 May 2018, 11:03 »

Bubbles:  Wait, he offed himself?

Faye:  Yeah, and we don't come with off switches, so ...

(History and baggage disclosure are an important part of any developing serious relationship....)
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Re: QC Captions vol. 371
« Reply #8 on: 07 May 2018, 16:58 »

...

Wow :-o. That went to a dark place.
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Re: QC Captions vol. 371
« Reply #9 on: 08 May 2018, 00:44 »

Bubbles: "I – I think I am doing it wrong. I can sense an increase in your heart rate. Your breathing is getting heavier as well... Faye?!"

Faye: "Hmm..? Oh, yeah… You can take care of the other side too... Good thinkin' Bubs..."
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Re: QC Captions vol. 371
« Reply #10 on: 09 May 2018, 05:07 »

SECOND IMAGE:



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Re: QC Captions vol. 371
« Reply #11 on: 09 May 2018, 07:00 »

Faye: " MOIST!"

Marten: Aaaaaughibbrgubugbugrguburgle!
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Re: QC Captions vol. 371
« Reply #12 on: 09 May 2018, 07:22 »

FAYE: "Marty! I need your help! I need your help so badly!"

MARTEN: "Waah! Flashback!"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 371
« Reply #13 on: 09 May 2018, 08:08 »

FAYE: "ADD A BIT OF VANILLA FLAVORING TO SORT OUT JÄGERMEISTER FOR THE FOLKS WHO DON'T LIKE THE TASTE!!!"
MARTEN:"Jägermeister?!?"


Seriously, I don't get how people don't like it but they'll drink pisswater beers.
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Re: QC Captions vol. 371
« Reply #14 on: 09 May 2018, 08:33 »

Faye: BOO!
Marten: No yelling in the library!
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Re: QC Captions vol. 371
« Reply #15 on: 12 May 2018, 16:33 »

"Is that what all human shoulders look like?!"
"Mmm. You should see my knee."

Speaking of beer, there's a story that someone sent [insert your least favorite beer] to a testing lab and they said "Your horse is pregnant".
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Re: QC Captions vol. 371
« Reply #16 on: 13 May 2018, 06:36 »

Faye: "VOLDEMORT!!!"
Marten: "Don't say his name."
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Re: QC Captions vol. 371
« Reply #17 on: 13 May 2018, 21:28 »


Faye: "Candle Ja..."
Marten: "Don't say his name!"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 371
« Reply #18 on: 14 May 2018, 17:06 »

If Bubbles' skin is hard and metallic it'd be interesting how the two would handle the physical part of the relationship.

I'd be happy if they decided to have an emotional relationship that wasn't physical.  It seems the only time in fiction two characters around the same age are allowed to have emotional love for each other without the assumption that it's also physical is when both characters are strictly heterosexual females.
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Re: QC Captions vol. 371
« Reply #19 on: 14 May 2018, 21:48 »

Faye: "Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Bee--"
Marten: "Don't say his name!"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 371
« Reply #20 on: 15 May 2018, 11:02 »

"Is that what all human shoulders look like?!"
"Mmm. You should see my knee."

Speaking of beer, there's a story that someone sent [insert your least favorite beer] to a testing lab and they said "Your horse is pregnant".

In the version my Dad told me 40+ years ago the horse had diabetes.

In another variant I heard from him the antagonist was drinking local beer A, and pissing a competitor's beer B.

In an Irish edition the horse (a Dubliner?) is drinking from a barrel of Guinness, and pissing into a barrel of Murphy's. Down in Cork it might go...
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Re: QC Captions vol. 371
« Reply #21 on: 15 May 2018, 20:55 »

"Is that what all human shoulders look like?!"
"Mmm. You should see my knee."

Speaking of beer, there's a story that someone sent [insert your least favorite beer] to a testing lab and they said "Your horse is pregnant".

In the version my Dad told me 40+ years ago the horse had diabetes.

In another variant I heard from him the antagonist was drinking local beer A, and pissing a competitor's beer B.

In an Irish edition the horse (a Dubliner?) is drinking from a barrel of Guinness, and pissing into a barrel of Murphy's. Down in Cork it might go...
When it comes to beer, unless it's made from fruit (like tepaché) I can't stand the taste.
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Re: QC Captions vol. 371
« Reply #22 on: 16 May 2018, 07:27 »

When it comes to beer, unless it's made from fruit (like tepaché) I can't stand the taste.
I guess it is not so much the "Beer" but the Hops that are used to flavor it that may be the issue.
American brewers have gone hopping crazy thanks to the explosion in popularity of IPAs and the big brewers making what they call beer.
Mind you enough people buy that stuff despite the arms long ingredient lists and being on the wrong side of fresh water.
If you are okay with any "Malted" foods like Malted Milk Shakes, Maltesers, Ovaltine, Milo, malt candies then it is the Hops.

Have you tried German Weizenbock, German Hefeweizen or the local microbrew equivalents in your area?
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Re: QC Captions vol. 371
« Reply #23 on: 17 May 2018, 03:06 »

I agree with that. I suggest you try some other beers. If you can get it, you might like Rodenbach, if you like fruity beers - even if that one doesn't have any fruit in it. But I might be prejudiced.

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Re: QC Captions vol. 371
« Reply #24 on: 17 May 2018, 14:39 »

Faye: MARTEN WHY ARE YOU DANCING IN THE LIBRARY!?
Marten: BECAUSE EVERYONE JUDGES ME AT HOME
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Re: QC Captions vol. 371
« Reply #25 on: 17 May 2018, 18:33 »

Faye: "Not talking about the spider book! I mean an actual spider!"
Marten: "AGHHH!"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 371
« Reply #26 on: 19 May 2018, 17:20 »

When it comes to beer, unless it's made from fruit (like tepaché) I can't stand the taste.
I guess it is not so much the "Beer" but the Hops that are used to flavor it that may be the issue.
American brewers have gone hopping crazy thanks to the explosion in popularity of IPAs and the big brewers making what they call beer.
Mind you enough people buy that stuff despite the arms long ingredient lists and being on the wrong side of fresh water.
If you are okay with any "Malted" foods like Malted Milk Shakes, Maltesers, Ovaltine, Milo, malt candies then it is the Hops.

Have you tried German Weizenbock, German Hefeweizen or the local microbrew equivalents in your area?
Not sure I've ever even heard of it.

I do know that Murphy's and Guinness both make me gag. If it's even remotely bitter, I don't like it.

Though, some honey lagers are also fine.
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