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Zebediah

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QC Captions vol. 373
« on: 20 May 2018, 09:26 »

FIRST IMAGE:



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Re: QC Captions vol. 373
« Reply #1 on: 20 May 2018, 11:23 »

"A flashbang grenade."

"Thank you for telling me FIVE SECONDS AGO."
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Re: QC Captions vol. 373
« Reply #2 on: 20 May 2018, 11:35 »

"I don't know the gastronomical effects of subpar burritos -"

"You will in a few seconds."
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Re: QC Captions vol. 373
« Reply #3 on: 20 May 2018, 11:40 »

"Faye. You look pained. Did you pull another muscle?"

"No. I was running around town looking for...
Actually, yes. I pulled a muscle in my leg. I would LOVE another massage."
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Re: QC Captions vol. 373
« Reply #4 on: 20 May 2018, 14:11 »

I told you not to eat that habanero!

It looked harmless enough...
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Re: QC Captions vol. 373
« Reply #5 on: 20 May 2018, 14:16 »

Bubbles: "Are you..."
Faye: *grunt* "Look, I had to smuggle it into here SOMEHOW..."
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Zebediah

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Re: QC Captions vol. 373
« Reply #6 on: 20 May 2018, 14:26 »

Bubbles: “Didn’t I warn you that my top speed was 30 km/h?”

Faye: “I will beat you next time we race.”
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Re: QC Captions vol. 373
« Reply #7 on: 20 May 2018, 14:43 »

BUBBLES: "Faye! Are you alright?"

FAYE: "Can't... talk...! Ribs hurting... too much... from running! Trying... to escape fan-artists... who want to draw... me naked!"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 373
« Reply #8 on: 21 May 2018, 17:55 »

BUBBLES: "Are you unwell?"
FAYE: "Gah! Razzum frazzum! [expletive string deleted] How do people see anything through all of this rose-tinted light?!?
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Re: QC Captions vol. 373
« Reply #9 on: 22 May 2018, 05:29 »

SECOND IMAGE:



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Re: QC Captions vol. 373
« Reply #10 on: 22 May 2018, 05:32 »

TAI: "OMG! I really ship it!"

DORA: "You and thousands on the web, love!"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 373
« Reply #11 on: 22 May 2018, 05:50 »

"I'm seeing rainbows and unicorns and Jeff Goldblum!"

"...I knew I forgot to rinse Hanners' mug out."
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Re: QC Captions vol. 373
« Reply #12 on: 22 May 2018, 08:07 »

Tai: “Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!”

Dora: “Awwwwwwwwwwww!”
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Re: QC Captions vol. 373
« Reply #13 on: 22 May 2018, 09:57 »

"The cake! It's beautiful!"
"Think of your diet, dear."
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Re: QC Captions vol. 373
« Reply #14 on: 22 May 2018, 10:28 »

"I can't tell if this is the cutest thing ever or I'm just high as a kite..."

"Well, your pupils are pretty dilated so... 50/50?"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 373
« Reply #15 on: 22 May 2018, 14:13 »

T: "I'm about to projectile vomit rainbows!"

D: "Just remember to aim it outdoors."
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Re: QC Captions vol. 373
« Reply #16 on: 22 May 2018, 14:20 »

I’m going to EXPLODE!!


Please don’t Sweetie... I’d miss you something awful.
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Re: QC Captions vol. 373
« Reply #17 on: 24 May 2018, 04:07 »

THIRD IMAGE:



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Re: QC Captions vol. 373
« Reply #18 on: 24 May 2018, 04:12 »

BUBBLES: "So this is animé!"

FAYE: "Great, now I'm a Bishoujo icon!"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 373
« Reply #19 on: 24 May 2018, 07:01 »

BUBBLES: “For some reason it feels like there’s thousands of people watching us. And squee’ing.”
FAYE: “Now that you mention it, I feel it too. Man is that ever creepy.”
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Re: QC Captions vol. 373
« Reply #20 on: 24 May 2018, 12:18 »

Bubbles: "I'm so sorry. I seem to have Fweeeeeed excessively."

Faye: "It's like a burning pine forest and... *sniff*... is that Eucalyptus?"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 373
« Reply #21 on: 24 May 2018, 12:50 »

Bubbles: "Faye... I'm sorry... can't move... systems running hot... so much to process..."

Faye: "Yeah, same here..!"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 373
« Reply #22 on: 24 May 2018, 20:16 »

"That... Was not an app."

"No, that was a burrito. Sorry, Bubbles."
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Re: QC Captions vol. 373
« Reply #23 on: 25 May 2018, 18:38 »

Daaaaaaaang.

Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaang.
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Re: QC Captions vol. 373
« Reply #24 on: 30 May 2018, 16:47 »


Bubbles: What is that music?
Faye: I think... Jimi Hendrix "Purple Haze":roll:
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Re: QC Captions vol. 373
« Reply #25 on: 31 May 2018, 07:11 »


Bubbles: What is that music?
Faye: I think that is
  • the theme from JAWS
  • a sound clip from Psycho
  • Speed of Love by RUSH
  • the theme from She Ra
  • the Care Bear song
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