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QC Captions vol. 374
« on: 27 May 2018, 04:04 »

FIRST IMAGE:




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Re: QC Captions vol. 374
« Reply #1 on: 27 May 2018, 06:48 »

PINTSIZE: "Deal me in, suckers! The P-Man is on the table!"

PT410x: "Okay but I'm warning you now: You pay for chips in cash, not free porn downloads!"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 374
« Reply #2 on: 27 May 2018, 06:55 »

"You would not believe how hard it was to find you all tonight."

"Yes. Imagine that. It's almost as if it was on purpose."
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Re: QC Captions vol. 374
« Reply #3 on: 27 May 2018, 18:04 »

Pintsize: "I keep telling you guys, the answer is 'Coolidge''
PT410x: And I keep telling you, Roko may be a bitch sometimes, but you're wrong.
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QC Captions vol. 374
« Reply #4 on: 27 May 2018, 18:04 »

Pintsize: “Jacks over queens, suckers!”

PT410x: “I haven’t dealt you a hand yet oh wait that was just a crude joke, wasn’t it?”
« Last Edit: 27 May 2018, 18:54 by Zebediah »
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Re: QC Captions vol. 374
« Reply #5 on: 27 May 2018, 18:10 »

Pintsize: "In? You bet your ass, I'm in."
PT410x: "Don't give Melon any ideas."
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Re: QC Captions vol. 374
« Reply #6 on: 27 May 2018, 18:34 »

Pintsize: What are we playing again? I have an idea...
PT410x: We’re not playing free porn clips on the big screen, so sit down and shut up.
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Re: QC Captions vol. 374
« Reply #7 on: 29 May 2018, 08:00 »

SECOND IMAGE:



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Re: QC Captions vol. 374
« Reply #8 on: 29 May 2018, 08:01 »

FAYE: "It's a beautiful landscape, right Bubs?"

BUBBLES: "Indeed. It reminds me of something though..."
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Re: QC Captions vol. 374
« Reply #9 on: 29 May 2018, 09:49 »

Mufasa: Simba, everything the light touches is our kingdom.
Simba: Wow...!
Mufasa: Except for this bit. This is not ours, and the owners back up their claim with artillery and close air support.
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Re: QC Captions vol. 374
« Reply #10 on: 29 May 2018, 12:37 »

Faye: “I’ll admit that I didn’t know quite how this would work, but it’s a little more... abstract than I expected.”

Bubbles: “But parallel geometry is the deepest, most sensual kind of intimacy!”
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Re: QC Captions vol. 374
« Reply #11 on: 29 May 2018, 18:06 »

Pintsize: "I keep telling you guys, the answer is 'Coolidge''
PT410x: And I keep telling you, Roko may be a bitch sometimes, but you're wrong.
...?

Like Calvin Coolidge, or something else?
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Re: QC Captions vol. 374
« Reply #12 on: 30 May 2018, 20:22 »

Faye: "I swear I see an oasis over that next dune"

Bubbles: "I am unsure how to process that statement"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 374
« Reply #13 on: 30 May 2018, 20:57 »

Water... I need water!!

There's no water for miles. Now shut up. Talking will only make you more thirsty.
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Re: QC Captions vol. 374
« Reply #14 on: 30 May 2018, 23:49 »

"Are you doing a Fourier analysis of that wave?"
"Hmm. May be."
"And?"
"Comes out pretty."
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Re: QC Captions vol. 374
« Reply #15 on: 31 May 2018, 06:34 »

THIRD IMAGE:



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Re: QC Captions vol. 374
« Reply #16 on: 31 May 2018, 06:46 »

DORA: "So, what's the hold-up anyway?"

MARTEN: "Well, Clinton apparently tried the chilli dogs from the new cart near the library."

CLAIRE: "I don't care what happened! He isn't the only person on this planet who needs to use a rest-room! How long can it take anyway?"

TAI: "Must... keep... concentrating...!"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 374
« Reply #17 on: 31 May 2018, 07:41 »

DORA: "Is that the newest track from that hipster band Expired Fossoria?"

MARTEN: "Yeah, it's from their album Current Events."

CLAIRE: "O you who know what we suffer here, do not forget us in your prayers."

TAI: "Hope clouds observation."
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Re: QC Captions vol. 374
« Reply #18 on: 31 May 2018, 12:12 »

Dora: “So, the verdict on my new spider-flavored coffee is?”

Marten: “Drinkable, but the aftertaste is kind of intense.”

Claire: “I’m trying really hard not to barf!”

Tai: Huurrrp!
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Re: QC Captions vol. 374
« Reply #19 on: 31 May 2018, 18:30 »

Dora: "Are you sure this is a good idea?"
Marten: "I don't know; my mom was saying something about competing with the Japanese websites..."
Claire: "You're distracting me! I can hold it, I can hold it..."
Tai: "Must... keep... concentrating"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 374
« Reply #20 on: 01 Jun 2018, 02:36 »

Dora: “So, the verdict on my new spider-flavored coffee is?”

Marten: “Drinkable, but the aftertaste is kind of intense.”

Claire: “I’m trying really hard not to barf!”

Tai: Huurrrp!

As I understand it, spider (or at least Cambodian tree spiders) taste like a smokey prawn. It sounds good with hot sauce, but I don't think I'd want it as a drink flavor.
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Re: QC Captions vol. 374
« Reply #21 on: 01 Jun 2018, 03:22 »

Dora: “So, the verdict on my new spider-flavored coffee is?”

Marten: “Drinkable, but the aftertaste is kind of intense.”

Claire: “I’m trying really hard not to barf!”

Tai: Huurrrp!

As I understand it, spider (or at least Cambodian tree spiders) taste like a smokey prawn. It sounds good with hot sauce, but I don't think I'd want it as a drink flavor.
Yeah, but Dora’s coffee really was spider-flavoured until Hanners cleaned all the spiders out of the roaster before she roasted her batch(es) of beans. I wouldn’t be at all surprised if Dora has lapsed back to her old ways since Hanners left for her walkabout.
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Re: QC Captions vol. 374
« Reply #22 on: 01 Jun 2018, 07:35 »

Dora: "Hey Marten, remember when we visited that place were we did that thing?"

Marten: "Oh yes! It was fun, but we both were exhausted and in dire need of a shower afterwards. And I clearly remember the bruises we had all over our..."

Claire: "This better be about a really hard match of paintball, or I'm gonna lose it!"

Tai: "You hold 'em, I punch 'em!"
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