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QC Captions vol. 375
« on: 03 Jun 2018, 06:01 »

FIRST IMAGE:



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Re: QC Captions vol. 375
« Reply #1 on: 03 Jun 2018, 06:50 »

FAYE: "An I don't care what anybody says. Whittakers are always in for the long haul, got that?"

BUBBLES: "I like what I'm hearing. Anyway, regarding 'long haul', what's your viewpoint in long-term full-body prosthesis?"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 375
« Reply #2 on: 03 Jun 2018, 09:32 »

F: I believe the repairs to your neck myomers were successful.
B: Do all humans do quality control naked?
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Re: QC Captions vol. 375
« Reply #3 on: 03 Jun 2018, 12:29 »

Faye: Wow, your breath smells terrific! What is that, anyway?

Bubbles: Uh... coolant, I presume...

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Re: QC Captions vol. 375
« Reply #4 on: 03 Jun 2018, 19:00 »

I can’t come up with a caption for this, my mind goes blank everytime I look at the expressions on their faces.
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Re: QC Captions vol. 375
« Reply #5 on: 03 Jun 2018, 19:17 »

B: "And no more ripping off Melon. It isn't fair."
F: "We need every cent we can get!"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 375
« Reply #6 on: 03 Jun 2018, 21:29 »

B: "And no more ripping off Melon. It isn't fair."
F: "We need every cent we can get!"
Well, it's not like Faye actually charged Melon the $100 for "fixing" the "broken" "robot penis". Accepting the money Melon offered is sort of a grey area as far as "ripping off" is concerned.
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Re: QC Captions vol. 375
« Reply #7 on: 03 Jun 2018, 21:39 »

Faye: "I love you, but I'd say the mystery's been dead for a while now.
Bubbles: "Well, that's good, because I just farted on you."
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Re: QC Captions vol. 375
« Reply #8 on: 04 Jun 2018, 08:09 »

Faye: "It is right where you said it would be. Bottom edge of the iris. ZGMF-X10A Freedom. That sounds so very familiar for some reason."
Bubbles: "Well the engineers being who they are and the brass being clueless."
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Re: QC Captions vol. 375
« Reply #9 on: 04 Jun 2018, 10:30 »

F: "Whaddya mean, 'you ate them!?'l

B: "There was a chance you would put your clothes on again. The risk was unacceptable. Thus I took proportional steps to avert it.
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Re: QC Captions vol. 375
« Reply #10 on: 05 Jun 2018, 04:48 »

SECOND IMAGE:



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Re: QC Captions vol. 375
« Reply #11 on: 05 Jun 2018, 04:59 »

CLAIRE: "Honey, I'm worried! Are we behind the times? Should we be more daring in our fashion choices?"

TAI: "Well, according to wazzhotthreads.com, 'suburban work casual' is on the way out!"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 375
« Reply #12 on: 05 Jun 2018, 07:30 »

C: Oh, Marten, will you please buy me a phone like Tai has?
T: Meh. They're a nuisance really.
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Re: QC Captions vol. 375
« Reply #13 on: 05 Jun 2018, 08:04 »

Claire: “I’m worried what will happen when Faye and Bubbles find out about the webcam that Pintsize hid in their room.”

Tai: “Holy shit, they’re up to 30 million viewers worldwide!”
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Re: QC Captions vol. 375
« Reply #14 on: 07 Jun 2018, 08:30 »

THIRD IMAGE:


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Re: QC Captions vol. 375
« Reply #15 on: 07 Jun 2018, 08:37 »

HANNELORE: "Another item off of the list! This is going great!"

WINSLOW: "You're seriously planning to hunt down and personally apologise to every single person your mother made unhappy?"


Yes, a 'My Name is Earl' reference; it seemed to fit
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Re: QC Captions vol. 375
« Reply #16 on: 07 Jun 2018, 08:47 »

Hannelore (drawing): "And then Faye and Bubbles will do this!"
Winslow: "Where are they going to get the marching band from!?"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 375
« Reply #17 on: 07 Jun 2018, 12:41 »

Hannelore: “Pintsize hid a webcam in Faye and Bubbles room!”

Winslow: “Holy reddit the view counter is spinning like a slot machine and its up to 30 million already!”
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Re: QC Captions vol. 375
« Reply #18 on: 07 Jun 2018, 14:25 »

Hannelore: “Next up, I have an extensive list of sex toys to try out!”

Winslow: ”WHY IS PINTSIZE ON THAT LIST?”

(Spoiler: http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2520)
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Re: QC Captions vol. 375
« Reply #19 on: 07 Jun 2018, 15:47 »

Questionable Content meets Oh Joy, Sex Toy!
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Re: QC Captions vol. 375
« Reply #20 on: 07 Jun 2018, 22:42 »

Welcome, new person!
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Re: QC Captions vol. 375
« Reply #21 on: 08 Jun 2018, 18:55 »

"Winslow, here, I'm writing down a few things for you to get at the store."

"Hannelore, NO! I can't...I can't buy...THAT!"


lol, I need to practice.
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Re: QC Captions vol. 375
« Reply #22 on: 08 Jun 2018, 19:00 »

Faye: Oh my god. Bubbles. Is that...is that a PIMPLE?

Bubbles: Mmmmaaaaybe. *blushes*

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Re: QC Captions vol. 375
« Reply #23 on: 08 Jun 2018, 19:03 »

Claire: Quick. If we hurry home, we can be the first to congratulate them!

Tai: Great id--DORA! Not now babe, I'm about to go confetti pounce Bubbles and Faye!


"But isn't Dora still there?" you ask.

Errrr it helps if you imagine Dora went down the street to go buy something and now needs Tai's advice. lol.
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Re: QC Captions vol. 375
« Reply #24 on: 10 Jun 2018, 14:02 »

HANNERS: "...And after we kill that ambassador, we'll take out the Department of Education head!"

WINSLOW: "Hannelore, no! That's not what I meant by 'cleaning up politics'!"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 375
« Reply #25 on: 13 Jun 2018, 19:17 »

Ok, I finally  thought of a caption for the 1st image:

Faye: In your eyes
the light the heat
In your eyes
I am complete
In your eyes
I see the doorway to a thousand churches
In your eyes
The resolution of all the fruitless searches
In your eyes
I see the light and the heat
In your eyes

Bubbles: I have never truly understood Peter Gabriel’s music...until now
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