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QC Captions vol. 378
« on: 24 Jun 2018, 06:54 »

FIRST IMAGE:



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Re: QC Captions vol. 378
« Reply #1 on: 24 Jun 2018, 07:01 »

Dale: Uh--
Emily: Yes, I know! She's been staring at my butt for the past three hours!
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Re: QC Captions vol. 378
« Reply #2 on: 24 Jun 2018, 07:25 »

DALE: "Emi..."

EMILY: "No, Dale! It's true! I know that our universe is merging with another one!"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 378
« Reply #3 on: 24 Jun 2018, 14:20 »

"Who's -"
"Don't acknowledge here presence! She's weird!"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 378
« Reply #4 on: 25 Jun 2018, 13:29 »

Dale: But ....
Emily: Gelflings Dale ...... GeeeelfLiiiiiiiiinnnnngs
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Re: QC Captions vol. 378
« Reply #5 on: 25 Jun 2018, 21:06 »

"But-"
"Surely you see it, too! It's the only way such couplings make sense!"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 378
« Reply #6 on: 26 Jun 2018, 04:46 »

SECOND IMAGE:

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Re: QC Captions vol. 378
« Reply #7 on: 26 Jun 2018, 04:50 »

YELLOWBOT: "I think that you're making very good progress, Pintsize! Thinking back on this incident, do you have any regrets?"

PINTSIZE: "Yeah... I regret not making sure those two lovebirds finished my dong before rushin' off to love-land for the rest of the week!"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 378
« Reply #8 on: 26 Jun 2018, 06:18 »

CADMIUM: "And what have we learned today?"

PINTSIZE: "Never go against a Librarian when death is on the line!"
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There is a difference between spare parts, extra parts and left over parts.

The Venn diagram  for Common Sense and Good Sense has very little, if any, overlap.

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Re: QC Captions vol. 378
« Reply #9 on: 28 Jun 2018, 04:31 »

THIRD IMAGE:

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Re: QC Captions vol. 378
« Reply #10 on: 28 Jun 2018, 04:46 »

MAY: "Ah! Watchin' a girl have fun with her pet! It warms my cynical coolant pump!"

PINTSIZE: "I don't think that's normal."

MELON: "My child, my muse! Fly and inspire!"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 378
« Reply #11 on: 28 Jun 2018, 10:26 »

May:  No way is that bird strong enough to lift her.  I mean, some custom chassis are light, but not that light. 

Pintsize:  Maybe if her butt falls off.... 
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Re: QC Captions vol. 378
« Reply #12 on: 29 Jun 2018, 00:15 »

May: In case of emergency we could lure it away with birdseed. We know that worked well.

Pintsize: Please no. Flashbacks.

Melon: We're friends now, we'll be together forever!
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Re: QC Captions vol. 378
« Reply #13 on: 29 Jun 2018, 08:15 »

May: "It's comforting to know that there's one person in this town who's weirder than I am."

Pintsize: "Two. Have you met the Fairy Girl?"

Melon: ♪ I can fly higher than an eagle
            For you are the wind beneath my wings ♪


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Re: QC Captions vol. 378
« Reply #14 on: 29 Jun 2018, 08:32 »

Given what happened to Pintsize when he met the Fairy Girl, and given May's straitened finances, it's probably best for her if she avoids FG.
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