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Melon

No!
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Yes!
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Melon, no!
« on: 24 Jul 2018, 00:56 »

Melon, nooooo!
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Re: Melon, no!
« Reply #1 on: 24 Jul 2018, 07:27 »

...and this year's Pintsize Wacky Hijinks award goes to -


[fumbles, drops the card, reads it to himself, then stalks off the stage saying something incoherent that sounds like "Melon, no!"]
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Re: Melon, no!
« Reply #2 on: 24 Jul 2018, 10:40 »

Remember you can't spell "Melon" without "n" and "o".

She is hard to explain without invoking the Rule of Funny though.
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Re: Melon, no!
« Reply #3 on: 25 Jul 2018, 22:21 »

Melon, no. 
Melonno. 
Mellano. 
Milano. 




No, no, NO!!
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Re: Melon, no!
« Reply #4 on: 25 Jul 2018, 22:57 »

Ah, but Pepperidge Farms remembers.
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Re: Melon, no!
« Reply #5 on: 26 Jul 2018, 00:26 »

Melon, why not?  8-)
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Re: Melon, no!
« Reply #6 on: 26 Jul 2018, 09:36 »

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Re: Melon, no!
« Reply #7 on: 26 Jul 2018, 10:46 »

Melon, yes!
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Re: Melon, no!
« Reply #8 on: 26 Jul 2018, 11:19 »

Yes, we Melon!
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