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Author Topic: QC Captions vol. 382  (Read 630 times)

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QC Captions vol. 382
« on: 22 Jul 2018, 04:15 »

FIRST IMAGE:



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Re: QC Captions vol. 382
« Reply #1 on: 22 Jul 2018, 05:58 »

CLINTON HEAD: "Alas, poor  Elliott."
BRUN HEAD: "He knew us, Clinton."
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Re: QC Captions vol. 382
« Reply #2 on: 22 Jul 2018, 08:24 »

CLINTON: "Okay, buddy, ease down! We're here for you!"

BRUN: "Even though you have a 0.35% cardiac arrhythmia."
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Re: QC Captions vol. 382
« Reply #3 on: 24 Jul 2018, 05:50 »

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Re: QC Captions vol. 382
« Reply #4 on: 24 Jul 2018, 06:29 »

BUBBLES: "I appreciate that you may not feel entirely sure how best to handle this outcome."

FAYE: "I don't mind the 'Property of Bubbles' tat as much as I was wonderin' who thought that your chassis needed a dot-matrix printer installed in its mouth!"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 382
« Reply #5 on: 25 Jul 2018, 00:05 »

Bubbles: "Was that a demonstration of the 'cleavage pocket' I have heard about?"

Faye: "Actually that was an accident. Mind helping me fish that out? It's kind of a pain to do it myself."
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QC Captions vol. 382
« Reply #6 on: 26 Jul 2018, 04:35 »

THIRD IMAGE:



Yeah, you knew I had to post this one...
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Re: QC Captions vol. 382
« Reply #7 on: 26 Jul 2018, 08:24 »

BUBBLES: "Why are you asking me to try on so many options?"

FAYE: "Seeing perfection!"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 382
« Reply #8 on: 26 Jul 2018, 09:03 »

Bubbles: I thought you were painting me. What am I posing  for?
Faye: .... Art.
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Re: QC Captions vol. 382
« Reply #9 on: 26 Jul 2018, 18:22 »

BUBBLES: "I am unclear on the releationship of these abbreviated outer coverings to the asterids of genus Bellis.
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Re: QC Captions vol. 382
« Reply #10 on: 30 Jul 2018, 04:20 »

BUBBLES: "I am unclear on the releationship of these abbreviated outer coverings to the asterids of genus Bellis.
Does anyone still call them daisy dukes?
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Re: QC Captions vol. 382
« Reply #11 on: 30 Jul 2018, 13:02 »

BUBBLES: "I am unclear on the releationship of these abbreviated outer coverings to the asterids of genus Bellis.
Does anyone still call them daisy dukes?
I refuse to believe anyone ever actually did.
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Re: QC Captions vol. 382
« Reply #12 on: 30 Jul 2018, 18:34 »

BUBBLES: "I am unclear on the releationship of these abbreviated outer coverings to the asterids of genus Bellis.
Does anyone still call them daisy dukes?
I refuse to believe anyone ever actually did.
Not often, but I'd heard it. Saw it in print a few more times, which made me wonder if it was a marketing thing trying to be passed off as something occurring "naturally."
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