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Zebediah

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QC Captions vol. 383
« on: 29 Jul 2018, 04:31 »

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Re: QC Captions vol. 383
« Reply #1 on: 29 Jul 2018, 07:16 »

BUBBLES: "This is a new outfit; I'd be grateful if you didn't lean over me with that bucket of odiferous corrosive goop!"

MELON: "Sorry, I... Ooh! Since when can you sniff stuff that isn't green?"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 383
« Reply #2 on: 29 Jul 2018, 07:24 »

Bubs: Is your... concoction... supposed to be glowing?
Melon: I ordered it with extra radium this time!
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Re: QC Captions vol. 383
« Reply #3 on: 30 Jul 2018, 07:29 »

Bubs: Is your... concoction... supposed to be glowing?
Melon: I found a whole barrel of these metal shoe-box things full of original ecto-cooler
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Re: QC Captions vol. 383
« Reply #4 on: 30 Jul 2018, 11:56 »

MELLON:    "Starbucks offers tea now!!!1!!"
BUBBLES:  "...I saw the sign this morning but the question stands -- why is it glowing?"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 383
« Reply #5 on: 30 Jul 2018, 16:06 »

Bubbles: “But I like my personality the way it is!”

Melon: “So did I, back when I was all stodgy and boring like you! But then I drank this stuff, and life is much more interesting now!”
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Re: QC Captions vol. 383
« Reply #6 on: 30 Jul 2018, 18:19 »

BUBBLES: "That's several times the size of your bladder, I would think."
MELON: "Ha ha! If I had a bladder!"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 383
« Reply #7 on: 31 Jul 2018, 07:43 »

SECOND IMAGE:


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Re: QC Captions vol. 383
« Reply #8 on: 31 Jul 2018, 07:45 »

MR B: "So remember, Dora, if you happen to ever fall in love with this emo guy from California with a ton of baggage and your best friend as his room-mate, always choose the library manager instead!"

YOUNG DORA: "Whatever, Dad; not likely to happen!"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 383
« Reply #9 on: 31 Jul 2018, 11:16 »


MR B: "Pressure? Get married when you want. Your wedding is just one more day in my life I can't wear sweatpants."

YOUNG DORA: "Whatever, Dad; not likely to happen!"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 383
« Reply #10 on: 31 Jul 2018, 12:30 »

Mr. Bianchi: “The dramatic uses of flashbacks are typically character development, exposition, world-building, or retcons. Any idea what we’re doing in this one?”

Dora: “Actually I’m pretty sure this one is pure Rule of Funny.”
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Re: QC Captions vol. 383
« Reply #11 on: 02 Aug 2018, 05:44 »

THIRD IMAGE:

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Re: QC Captions vol. 383
« Reply #12 on: 02 Aug 2018, 05:48 »

SAM: "So, I'm heading out Friday to do sprays for celebrity AIs all over the East Coast!"

FAYE: "Oh, God. I'm going to have to explain this to Jim... somehow..."

BUBBLES: "I'm really not coming up with any justifications for you encouraging a minor to run away."

SWORDSMARY: "Honestly, I forgot that humans only reach legal maturity at eighteen years!"
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