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QC Captions vol. 385
« on: 12 Aug 2018, 04:45 »

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Re: QC Captions vol. 385
« Reply #1 on: 12 Aug 2018, 06:34 »

FAYE: "No! Be gentle! Arms length at least and do it gentle!"

BUBBLES: "That could be taken two ways, honey!"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 385
« Reply #2 on: 13 Aug 2018, 07:55 »

Faye: “Aaagh! What are you doing to my favorite sex toy?”

Bubbles: “You will not need it any more. You have a much better sex toy now.”
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Re: QC Captions vol. 385
« Reply #3 on: 14 Aug 2018, 00:03 »

Faye: No, Sam, you CAN'T!

Pintsize: Finally, I shall be complete!
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Re: QC Captions vol. 385
« Reply #4 on: 14 Aug 2018, 06:27 »

SECOND IMAGE:



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Re: QC Captions vol. 385
« Reply #5 on: 14 Aug 2018, 06:30 »

Faye: No! Don't do it, don't give in!
Sam: But... The blood... I must...
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Re: QC Captions vol. 385
« Reply #6 on: 14 Aug 2018, 06:41 »

FAYE: "Oh God! Is that bone?"

SAM: "What is this, a medical class?!? HELP ME!!!"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 385
« Reply #7 on: 14 Aug 2018, 06:44 »

SAM: Mom always said there were no monsters - no real ones - but there are.

FAYE: YES! Yes, there are.

SAM: Why do adults tell kids that?

FAYE: Most of the time it's true. Now dunk that thing in the liquid nitrogen.

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Re: QC Captions vol. 385
« Reply #8 on: 14 Aug 2018, 15:42 »

Faye: “How were you supposed to know the concrete saw would do that to your finger? Because it cuts through concrete, that’s how!”

Sam: “But my finger isn’t made of concrete!”
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Re: QC Captions vol. 385
« Reply #9 on: 16 Aug 2018, 04:31 »

THIRD IMAGE:


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Re: QC Captions vol. 385
« Reply #10 on: 16 Aug 2018, 04:56 »

JIM: "This is the last straw! You're grounded, young lady!"

SAM: "But dad! The sprays! The art that will never happen! Think of the art!!!
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Re: QC Captions vol. 385
« Reply #11 on: 16 Aug 2018, 07:36 »

JIM: "C'mon. You want to use power tools, you can learn to use the giant blender thing."
SAM: "You don't have a giant blender thing."
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Re: QC Captions vol. 385
« Reply #12 on: 23 Aug 2018, 05:49 »

JIM: " Eat my shorts eh? Let's see about that!"
SAM: "What? NO!! Not the giant blender!"
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The Venn diagram  for Common Sense and Good Sense has very little, if any, overlap.
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