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Author Topic: QC Captions vol. 388  (Read 776 times)

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QC Captions vol. 388
« on: 02 Sep 2018, 04:37 »

FIRST IMAGE:

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Re: QC Captions vol. 388
« Reply #1 on: 02 Sep 2018, 05:25 »

MARTEN: "I know this sounds weird, but I'm feeling such a lot of existential angst right now!"

CLAIRE: "You're ruining my afterglow."
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Re: QC Captions vol. 388
« Reply #2 on: 02 Sep 2018, 22:54 »

Marten: "You know, we really should fix that hole in the ceiling."
Claire: "And miss orbital pizza direct delivery?"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 388
« Reply #3 on: 03 Sep 2018, 15:14 »

Marten: “There they go analyzing every detail of my life again. Being a webcomic character sounded like a great gig, but it turns out it really sucks.”

Claire: “I know, right? I mean, I have to adopt really awkward poses and keep the sheets carefully aligned because Google has a no nudity clause.”
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Re: QC Captions vol. 388
« Reply #4 on: 04 Sep 2018, 13:12 »

Marten: " I am all out of hipster-isms. Do I even qualify as a hipster anymore?"

Claire: “You can always fall back to to quoting those indie bands nobody listen to."
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Re: QC Captions vol. 388
« Reply #5 on: 05 Sep 2018, 06:02 »

SECOND IMAGE:

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Re: QC Captions vol. 388
« Reply #6 on: 05 Sep 2018, 06:25 »

Marten: "You've already 5.000 likes, in this shirt."
Claire: "You really had to post that, didn't you?"
Pintsize: "If you'd follow my direction, you'd be queen of social media in no time."
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Re: QC Captions vol. 388
« Reply #7 on: 05 Sep 2018, 06:29 »

MARTEN: "According to this, whether or not we'll last is the #1 hot trending topic! Wow! Who would have thought savings were such a big thing!"

CLAIRE: "I wish they would be as big a thing to you!"

PINTSIZE: "I've got a catalogue of big things if you want alternatives!"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 388
« Reply #8 on: 05 Sep 2018, 07:02 »


MARTEN: "Hey! They ministry approved my grant request."

CLAIRE: "You applied for a government grant?"

PINTSIZE: "The walk of shame will never be the same again!"
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