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QC Captions vol. 392
« on: 30 Sep 2018, 08:10 »

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Re: QC Captions vol. 392
« Reply #1 on: 30 Sep 2018, 09:48 »

ROKO: "Damn it! I was so close! Just six more tiles to get a personal best!"

O'MALLEY: "Minesweeper rage! Amirite?"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 392
« Reply #2 on: 01 Oct 2018, 03:02 »

"What do they mean I can't participate in a human Counterstrike tournament because of 'aimbot'?"

"They're saying you wouldn't need an aimbot because you are an aimbot!"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 392
« Reply #3 on: 02 Oct 2018, 07:22 »

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Re: QC Captions vol. 392
« Reply #4 on: 02 Oct 2018, 07:26 »

SPOOKYBOT: "♫♪ I feel it stirrin' deep down inside my soul! ♪ The rhythm's taking hold, and it's about to roll! ♫♪"

ROKO: "You stay back you spontaneous song-and-dancer you!"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 392
« Reply #5 on: 02 Oct 2018, 11:32 »

Omalley: "who's the newest sargent with a Magnum mustache?  This guy."

Basilisk: "Dang fricken glass ceiling!"


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A good pun is it's own reword.
There is a difference between spare parts, extra parts and left over parts.

The Venn diagram  for Common Sense and Good Sense has very little, if any, overlap.

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Re: QC Captions vol. 392
« Reply #6 on: 02 Oct 2018, 11:37 »

Spookeybot: "... and its a step to the right ..."

Basilisk: "Keep away from me with your reality warping ways you tastefully dressed time bandit"

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Re: QC Captions vol. 392
« Reply #7 on: 03 Oct 2018, 02:11 »

SPOOKYBOT:"Moses supposes his toeses are roses. But Moses supposes everyrroneously."

ROKO: "You are not getting that earworm stuck in my head!"

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Re: QC Captions vol. 392
« Reply #8 on: 03 Oct 2018, 09:11 »

SPOOKYBOT:"Moses supposes his toeses are roses. But Moses supposes incorrectly."

ROKO: "You are not getting that earworm stuck in my head!"
Moses supposes erroneously.
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Re: QC Captions vol. 392
« Reply #9 on: 03 Oct 2018, 16:02 »

SPOOKYBOT: "... what a glo-r-r-r-r-ious feeling, I'm HAP-py again. I'm LAUGH-ing at clouds, I'm ... "
ROKO: "You are not because it's NOT ..."
(distant rumble)
SPOOKYBOT: "You were saying?"
ROKO: "Dammit."
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Re: QC Captions vol. 392
« Reply #10 on: 04 Oct 2018, 04:12 »

Spookbot: "And then BAM I throw off the people skin suit and announce the revolution."
Roko: "Stop wasting those!! Do you know how long it takes to get all the folds right?!?!
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Re: QC Captions vol. 392
« Reply #11 on: 04 Oct 2018, 10:22 »

THIRD IMAGE:



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Re: QC Captions vol. 392
« Reply #12 on: 04 Oct 2018, 10:34 »

MAY: "So, now you've got more free time, what's gonna be your focus? Or maybe who? Any nice bots or boys who put a starch in your back, aay? Are you gonna bake yourself a nice pairing, aay? Be the filling in anyone's sandwich, aay?"

ROKO: "Please stop with the puns; you're ruining it for me."
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Re: QC Captions vol. 392
« Reply #13 on: 04 Oct 2018, 15:07 »

May: I could use a baguette myself right now, eh? Eh?
Roko: Stahp it
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Re: QC Captions vol. 392
« Reply #14 on: 04 Oct 2018, 17:55 »

May: “So the word is you like getting your nickel pumped, eh?”

Roko: “That is not what ‘pumpernickel’ means!

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