THESE FORUMS NOW CLOSED (read only)

  • 29 Mar 2024, 04:53
  • Welcome, Guest
Please login or register.

Login with username, password and session length
Advanced search  
Pages: [1]   Go Down

Author Topic: QC Captions vol. 390  (Read 3079 times)

Zebediah

  • Born in a Nalgene bottle
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 3,278
  • I'm a bandicoot!
QC Captions vol. 390
« on: 16 Sep 2018, 18:12 »

FIRST IMAGE:



Logged
"It CAN'T be a bad decision, it resulted in CARROT CAKE!"

Case

  • comeback tour!
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 5,580
  • Putting the 'mental' into judgemental
Re: QC Captions vol. 390
« Reply #1 on: 16 Sep 2018, 18:49 »

Momo: Please forgive my being direct, Pintsize, but I believe attaching this to your chassis would throw off your balance. Have you  considered something a little ... smaller?
Pintsize: Hey! No sizeism!
May: I ... I think it is trying to tell me something ...
Logged
"Freedom is always the freedom of the dissenter" - Rosa Luxemburg
"The first rule of the Dunning-Kruger club is you don’t know you're a member of the Dunning-Kruger club. People miss that." - David Dunning
"Brains are assholes" - SitnSpin

BenRG

  • coprophage
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 7,861
  • Boldly Going From The Back Seat!
Re: QC Captions vol. 390
« Reply #2 on: 16 Sep 2018, 23:27 »

MOMO: "Whilst I admire your desire to make personal connections, I don't think that a novelty sex toy is an ideal best friend, let alone a permanent life companion!"

PINTSIZE: "Lies! Ursula is the only one who understands me!"

MAY: "Um... This is weird but I really think this thing is looking back at me!"
Logged
~~~~

They call me BenRG... But I don't know why!

Skewbrow

  • Duck attack survivor
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 1,960
  • damn it
Re: QC Captions vol. 390
« Reply #3 on: 17 Sep 2018, 00:58 »

Momo: "That was ... invigorating."
Pintsize: "I told you! Everybody loves Ursula."
May: "Frankly, I didn't think you had it in you."
Logged
QC  - entertaining you with regular shots in the butt since 2003.

Sullivan

  • Furry furrier
  • **
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 164
  • Speaker-to- ... um... hm.
Re: QC Captions vol. 390
« Reply #4 on: 17 Sep 2018, 01:27 »

^ Best match with facial expressions so far.
Logged

Zebediah

  • Born in a Nalgene bottle
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 3,278
  • I'm a bandicoot!
Re: QC Captions vol. 390
« Reply #5 on: 18 Sep 2018, 08:15 »

SECOND IMAGE:

Logged
"It CAN'T be a bad decision, it resulted in CARROT CAKE!"

BenRG

  • coprophage
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 7,861
  • Boldly Going From The Back Seat!
Re: QC Captions vol. 390
« Reply #6 on: 18 Sep 2018, 08:21 »

MAY: "Look, as Dale's friend, I appreciate that you're bein' a good girlfriend and are puttin' on a show for him but don't stick it in my face!"

MOMO: "Daaannng!"
Logged
~~~~

They call me BenRG... But I don't know why!

Thrudd

  • Scrabble hacker
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 1,271
  • Sucess Redefined
Re: QC Captions vol. 390
« Reply #7 on: 18 Sep 2018, 08:55 »

Momo:  What are we going to do tonight May?

May: Same thing we attempt and fail to do with miserable humiliation every time Momo. Try and take over the World ..... of Warcraft.
Logged
A good pun is it's own reword.
There is a difference between spare parts, extra parts and left over parts.

The Venn diagram  for Common Sense and Good Sense has very little, if any, overlap.

Zebediah

  • Born in a Nalgene bottle
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 3,278
  • I'm a bandicoot!
Re: QC Captions vol. 390
« Reply #8 on: 20 Sep 2018, 07:08 »

THIRD IMAGE:



Logged
"It CAN'T be a bad decision, it resulted in CARROT CAKE!"

BenRG

  • coprophage
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 7,861
  • Boldly Going From The Back Seat!
Re: QC Captions vol. 390
« Reply #9 on: 20 Sep 2018, 07:36 »

DALE: "Look, I get it, I really do! Just trust me that you don't need to hide your good nature under a spiky exterior!"

MAY: "I. AM. NOT. A. TSUNDERE!!!"
Logged
~~~~

They call me BenRG... But I don't know why!

Thrudd

  • Scrabble hacker
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 1,271
  • Sucess Redefined
Re: QC Captions vol. 390
« Reply #10 on: 20 Sep 2018, 07:46 »

Dale: "According to WoWHead the drop rate for the Vial of the Sands is around 2% from the canopic jars.

 Ah, found an interesting user comment on trying to imagine how a certain Cata development meeting must have occurred:

"All right, so alchemists have been complaining that they don't have a special perk for their profession. Ideas, anyone?"
"How about a two-person drake that they can craft? A very expensive two-person drake?"
"Good idea... Let's make it more than just expensive, though. I want them to work for this."
"I know, let's have them find the recipe via archaeology."
"Yeah, it could be inside canopic jars. We could call the recipe 'Vial of the Sands,' because, you know, Uldum's got sand..."
"But not *every* canopic jar... that'd be too easy."
"Right, right, it'll be a rare drop within the canopic jar."
"Ooh, how about this? Let's add a feature to the archaeology program to make sure that players doing archaeology rarely get Uldum digsites. We'll boost the Night Elf digsites instead. That'll drive 'em mad."
"So, to summarize, here's what we've got: They have to wait for random Uldum digsites to appear.... and when they finally DO get Uldum sites, they have to wait for the random canopic jar artifact to appear... we'll make sure they get plenty of other Tol'vir artifacts. When they finally get enough fragments to solve the canopic jar, it'll be completely random if the Vial of the Sands recipe is inside. This way, they'll be slaving over archaeology for months, painstakingly solving jar after jar with no apparent progress towards their goal."
"Oh, that's devious. I like it. Good meeting, folks. Let's implement this!  "

May: "Beats the hell out of farming those crystals and having to deal with ... Stupid little puffy rat-midget cotton-tushed cootie infested freak of nature poo poo headed monstrosity of the seventh layer of heck pee pee breathed dookie eating pig loving crab like bow legged creepy ass bulbous headed smaller than a bread box hollow brained gopher licking intestine shaped bacon wrapped no soap using squid slurping botulism growing crotch scratching one balled accidentally birthed filth spreading juice producing greasy palmed fart leaking ball of crap shaped like a man.
Logged
A good pun is it's own reword.
There is a difference between spare parts, extra parts and left over parts.

The Venn diagram  for Common Sense and Good Sense has very little, if any, overlap.
Pages: [1]   Go Up