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Zebediah

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QC Captions vol. 391
« on: 24 Sep 2018, 09:43 »

FIRST IMAGE:



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Re: QC Captions vol. 391
« Reply #1 on: 24 Sep 2018, 10:24 »

ROKO: "So, I'm left with all these burning questions: Who am I? Can I be more than a police officer? Can I have a real impact on this world in other ways? More importantly, is there any way I can have bread and Human Abs at the same time?"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 391
« Reply #2 on: 24 Sep 2018, 16:07 »

Roko: "... so... many... sexy... unicorn men..."
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Re: QC Captions vol. 391
« Reply #3 on: 25 Sep 2018, 00:41 »

"Why can't I just get something normal from tea, like a meadow with horses... I'd be happy with Zebras at this point."
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Re: QC Captions vol. 391
« Reply #4 on: 25 Sep 2018, 08:59 »

Roko: A gingerbread man with abs... I love these autumn specials.
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Re: QC Captions vol. 391
« Reply #5 on: 25 Sep 2018, 15:19 »

“I should never have ordered the Existential Angst Rooibos.”
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Re: QC Captions vol. 391
« Reply #6 on: 26 Sep 2018, 09:59 »

SECOND IMAGE:


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Re: QC Captions vol. 391
« Reply #7 on: 26 Sep 2018, 10:15 »

MAY: "For Turing's sake, why did it have to be today when people start listening to me?"

DALE: "Don't ask me, I'm busy bonding with the snacks!"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 391
« Reply #8 on: 26 Sep 2018, 11:40 »

MAY: “Oh, my shirt, I really hope the smell in that room is just my lousy olfactory sensor screwing up!”

DALE: “Why do you think I’ve got my nose jammed in here? …don’t say superglue.”
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Re: QC Captions vol. 391
« Reply #9 on: 27 Sep 2018, 08:19 »

May: “I get that she wanted to quit the force, but I really didn’t expect her to just strip off her uniform right here and dance around the shop naked.”

Dale: “What she’s doing with that cupcake - I can’t watch. Let me know when she’s done.”
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Re: QC Captions vol. 391
« Reply #10 on: 27 Sep 2018, 10:39 »

MAY: " It's passed on! The trashpanda is no more! It has ceased to be! It's expired and gone to meet its maker! This is a late trashpanda! It's a stiff! Bereft of life, it rests in pieces! If someone hadn't crazy glued the ceiling fan like that, it would be munching on week old muffins! It's rung down the curtain and joined the choir invisible. That is an ex-trashpanda!

Dale: " I'm still looking up the local ordinances regarding protected species and only Toronto has come up so far with respect to trashpandas. Crazy Canadians."
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Re: QC Captions vol. 391
« Reply #11 on: 27 Sep 2018, 11:46 »

MAY: " It's passed on! The trashpanda is no more! It has ceased to be! It's expired and gone to meet its maker! This is a late trashpanda! It's a stiff! Bereft of life, it rests in pieces! If someone hadn't crazy glued the ceiling fan like that, it would be munching on week old muffins! It's rung down the curtain and joined the choir invisible. That is an ex-trashpanda!

Dale: " I'm still looking up the local ordinances regarding protected species and only Toronto has come up so far with respect to trashpandas. Crazy Canadians."

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Re: QC Captions vol. 391
« Reply #12 on: 27 Sep 2018, 14:38 »

May: "Cave of 20 asses... What has been smelled cannot be unsmelled."
Dale: "Don't sip your unicorn beefcake tea for the next... 4½ minutes. The mixture is flammable."
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Re: QC Captions vol. 391
« Reply #13 on: 27 Sep 2018, 16:15 »

May: "Cave of 20 asses... What has been smelled cannot be unsmelled."
Dale: "Don't sip your unicorn beefcake tea for the next... 4½ minutes. The mixture is flammable."

May: You have no idea how much I wish I was able to turn my nose off right now.
Dale: I wholeheartedly agree.
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Re: QC Captions vol. 391
« Reply #14 on: 23 Dec 2018, 21:55 »

It would appear that someone's had their account hacked.
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