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QC Captions vol. 393
« on: 09 Oct 2018, 08:14 »

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Re: QC Captions vol. 393
« Reply #1 on: 09 Oct 2018, 09:40 »

MOMO: "Oh sweet Turing! I can't have had half my hair burned off! I only had it styled last weekend! This is a disaster!"

MAY: "This is what I've heard described as 'First World Problems', isn't it?"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 393
« Reply #2 on: 10 Oct 2018, 07:39 »

Momo: "We're a match made in Stockholm."

May: "Am I the Wiglaf to your Mordred?
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There is a difference between spare parts, extra parts and left over parts.

The Venn diagram  for Common Sense and Good Sense has very little, if any, overlap.

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Re: QC Captions vol. 393
« Reply #3 on: 10 Oct 2018, 08:00 »

Momo: “But now I have short hair just like you and Faye and Tai! How is anyone going to be able to tell us apart?

May: “I seriously don’t think that’s going to be a problem for anyone. Except possibly Melon.”


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Re: QC Captions vol. 393
« Reply #4 on: 10 Oct 2018, 08:09 »

I'm sure that Melon has her own unique criterion for establishing identity. "I listen for the resonance pattern on your heartbeat or main coolant pumps!"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 393
« Reply #5 on: 10 Oct 2018, 15:07 »

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Re: QC Captions vol. 393
« Reply #6 on: 10 Oct 2018, 19:45 »

MAY: "Why you can't use a proper f***in' icepack or one or two f***in' Tylenol and maybe, I dunno, a glass of water to get rid of the pain in your head instead of a g*****n bag of frozen veggies is nothing I'll ever figure out ... "
DALE: "All I'm saying is (ouch) give peas a chance."
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« Reply #7 on: 10 Oct 2018, 23:35 »

MAY: "Okay, that's enough being nice! I'm supposed to be the embittered ex-con who is continually lashing out at everyone who gets close, not the golden-hearted angel with a dirty face! I'm going to sit in a corner and sulk, not mourn my lack of social intimacy!"

DALE: "Well, don't strain yourself, kiddo."
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« Reply #8 on: 11 Oct 2018, 05:54 »

May: “I hope we’ve all learned valuable lessons today. The lesson I learned is that you and your girlfriend are idiots who should never be left unsupervised.”

Dale: “Thought you knew that already.”
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« Reply #9 on: 12 Oct 2018, 06:25 »

THIRD IMAGE:


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Re: QC Captions vol. 393
« Reply #10 on: 12 Oct 2018, 06:41 »

MELON: "Hey Roko! Can I invite a few friends over?"

ROKO: "They're sleeping at your place."
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Re: QC Captions vol. 393
« Reply #11 on: 12 Oct 2018, 07:43 »

MELON: "Oh, hi! You're just in time to join me and the candlebots in a game of marbles!"
ROKO: "I see you've already lost yours."
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« Reply #12 on: 12 Oct 2018, 12:23 »

MELON: "I am going to summon the Ghost in the Machine"

ROKO: "That would explain the voices in your head"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 393
« Reply #13 on: 13 Oct 2018, 18:11 »

Melon: “I downloaded a Latin language module so that I can summon demons!”

Roko: “Silly girl. Demons aren’t summoned by Latin. Demons are summoned by tequila.”
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Re: QC Captions vol. 393
« Reply #14 on: 13 Oct 2018, 23:54 »

Melon: “I downloaded a Latin language module so that I can summon demons!”

Roko: “Silly girl. Demons aren’t summoned by Latin. Demons are summoned by tequila.”

Heh, Roko may have a point there.

But if so, her hair covers it well.  :claireface:
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