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Author Topic: QC Captions vol. 394  (Read 992 times)

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QC Captions vol. 394
« on: 14 Oct 2018, 04:49 »

FIRST IMAGE:



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Re: QC Captions vol. 394
« Reply #1 on: 14 Oct 2018, 08:52 »

MOMO: "May, why are you here and not in the bed?"

MAY: "Well, as embarrassing as it is to admit, this chassis only comes with a 40-inch cable!"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 394
« Reply #2 on: 14 Oct 2018, 09:02 »

Momo: Are you sure this power strip complies with electrical safety regulations?
May: I have something to confess. You see, before I was bank software, I was a toaster....
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Re: QC Captions vol. 394
« Reply #3 on: 15 Oct 2018, 03:25 »

Momo: Are you sure this power strip complies with electrical safety regulations?
May: I have something to confess. You see, before I was bank software, I was a toaster....

[vadervoice]The circle is now complete.[/vadervoice]
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Re: QC Captions vol. 394
« Reply #4 on: 15 Oct 2018, 13:52 »

Momo: “You want to do what to my body?”

May: “What? Shit, did I airdrop that thought by mistake? Uh, no, that wasn’t about you at all. I was daydreaming about another pink-haired robot who looks really hot in a onesie. Honest.”
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Re: QC Captions vol. 394
« Reply #5 on: 16 Oct 2018, 11:28 »

SECOND IMAGE:

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Re: QC Captions vol. 394
« Reply #6 on: 16 Oct 2018, 14:23 »

FAYE: "zzZzz... Nothin' like derma... Warm and whirring pumps... zzZzz..."

BUBBLES: "I waited why?"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 394
« Reply #7 on: 17 Oct 2018, 08:52 »

Faye: “Bubbles... I really need to sleep.”

Bubbles: “But there are so many, many orgasms we have not had yet.”
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Re: QC Captions vol. 394
« Reply #8 on: 17 Oct 2018, 09:34 »

Faye: "And then we launch it into space."
Bubbles: "Art. Right."
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QC Captions vol. 394
« Reply #9 on: 18 Oct 2018, 10:31 »

THIRD IMAGE:

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Re: QC Captions vol. 394
« Reply #10 on: 18 Oct 2018, 10:55 »

FAYE: "Doesn't it hurt?"

BUBBLES: "Synthetics can ignore damage warnings for the right incentive."
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Re: QC Captions vol. 394
« Reply #11 on: 18 Oct 2018, 11:27 »

Faye: "I think I may have put too much hardener in there."
Bubbles: "I have observed, and catalogued every instance of your mixing the solution. Based on your habits, I have diluted all hardener by 15.365% She's safe."
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Re: QC Captions vol. 394
« Reply #12 on: 18 Oct 2018, 12:00 »

Faye: “You really think she’s going to talk?”

Bubbles: “She will crack. I can always get them to talk.”
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Re: QC Captions vol. 394
« Reply #13 on: 19 Oct 2018, 16:14 »

FAYE: "Just the strawberry dip?"
BUBBLES: "No, she wants sprinkles too. And do we have a waffle cone into which she will fit?"
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