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QC Captions vol. 399
« on: 19 Nov 2018, 12:10 »
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Re: QC Captions vol. 399
« Reply #1 on: 19 Nov 2018, 13:18 »
CLAIRE: "I mean... wow! I think about it and my fingers wiggle! Freaky!"

TAI: "Just don't be too surprised if you get up and your body follows you around! That blew my mind the first time I tried out  this stuff!"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 399
« Reply #2 on: 20 Nov 2018, 01:01 »
Claire: I can't feel my arms anymore

Tai: Haha here we go
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Re: QC Captions vol. 399
« Reply #3 on: 20 Nov 2018, 07:10 »
Claire: “Why don’t I have any fingernails?”

Tai: “Jeph needed to make some cutbacks and we all had to sacrifice. Could be worse - I lost an eye.”
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Re: QC Captions vol. 399
« Reply #4 on: 20 Nov 2018, 08:51 »
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Could be worse - I lost an eye.”

The manga and anime my current avatar (Bokura ga ita) is from draws people with only one eye a whole lot of the time.

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Re: QC Captions vol. 399
« Reply #5 on: 22 Nov 2018, 06:54 »
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Re: QC Captions vol. 399
« Reply #6 on: 22 Nov 2018, 08:16 »
CLAIRE: "I was expecting a big blue furry monster."

MOOSE: "Copyright laws."
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Re: QC Captions vol. 399
« Reply #7 on: 22 Nov 2018, 08:41 »
CLAIRE: "Greetings, oh noble beast of the id!"

MAYOR MOOSE: "Fiiinnnnaaalll eeexaaammmsss!"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 399
« Reply #8 on: 22 Nov 2018, 09:09 »
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CLAIRE: "I was expecting a big blue furry monster."

MOOSE: "Copyright laws."

You mean Lumpy?

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Re: QC Captions vol. 399
« Reply #9 on: 22 Nov 2018, 13:20 »
Claire: “Was your mayoral race close?”

Mayor Cookiemoose: “No, I won in a landslide over Cauliflowerskunk.”
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Re: QC Captions vol. 399
« Reply #10 on: 23 Nov 2018, 18:05 »
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CLAIRE: "I was expecting a big blue furry monster."

MOOSE: "Copyright laws."

You mean Lumpy?


Hint: children's show recently aquired by HBO.
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Re: QC Captions vol. 399
« Reply #11 on: 24 Nov 2018, 18:09 »
ANNOUNCEMENT:

I picked up this gig of running the QC Captions threads a few years ago on what I thought was going to be a short-term basis. It’s been fun, but I’ve started to feel lately as though it may be time to hand it off to someone else.

So I have come to a decision. Next week’s captions thread, volume 400, will be the last one I do. If people want the captions threads to continue, feel free to jump in and keep it going.

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Re: QC Captions vol. 399
« Reply #12 on: 25 Nov 2018, 14:28 »
CLAIRE: "But that trick never works!"
MAYOR COOKIEMOOSE: "Nothing up this sleeve ..."
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Re: QC Captions vol. 399
« Reply #13 on: 26 Nov 2018, 10:28 »
Quote from: Gyrre on 23 Nov 2018, 18:05
Quote from: traroth on 22 Nov 2018, 09:09
Quote from: jwhouk on 22 Nov 2018, 08:16
CLAIRE: "I was expecting a big blue furry monster."

MOOSE: "Copyright laws."

You mean Lumpy?


Hint: children's show recently aquired by HBO.

I would strongly advise against showing Happy Tree Friends to children...
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Re: QC Captions vol. 399
« Reply #14 on: 27 Nov 2018, 17:36 »
Cookie Monster from Sesame Street was what I was hinting at.

Also, agreed. Absolutely do not show Happy Tree Friends to children.
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