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Author Topic: QC Captions vol. 400 Quadricentennial Extravaganza  (Read 1277 times)

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400 caption threads! To celebrate Significant Milestone Week, we're going to be looking back at some significant milestones in QC history.

But first, TURKEYCOMIC:



That's no turkey...
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Re: QC Captions vol. 400 Quadricentennial Extravaganza
« Reply #1 on: 26 Nov 2018, 05:53 »

TURKEY VULTRE: "You Gobblers may think I am one of you, but I am actually a raptor in disguise!"

If there was another speech bubble, I would have of course put in "What! Curse your inevitable yet still completely unexpected betrayal!"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 400 Quadricentennial Extravaganza
« Reply #2 on: 27 Nov 2018, 06:05 »

FLASHBACK #1: A wild Hannelore appears!



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« Reply #3 on: 27 Nov 2018, 06:25 »

HANNELORE: "Is that the sound of regrets?"

MARTEN: "No, of too many beers."

HANNELORE: "From what I've been told, those two things sound the same."
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« Reply #4 on: 27 Nov 2018, 12:26 »

Hannelore: “My dad developed this special anti-anxiety drug for me. It’s a strain of cannabis that’s been genetically modified to produce both a type of benzodiazepine and a norepinephrine–dopamine reuptake inhibitor. Right now I could swim naked through a sewage lagoon and not freak out.”

Marten: “Is that even legal?”

Hannelore: “Probably not, but so what? My mother could bankrupt the state of Massachusetts with a couple of phone calls. When you’re that rich the law is irrelevant.”
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« Reply #5 on: 27 Nov 2018, 12:40 »

ur-HANNELORE: "Would you believe I'll shortly be the neurotic and adorable fan and author favorite until I'm replaced by a redheaded wannabe librarian?"
MARTEN: "There's about as much chance of that as of me hooking up with Faye's boss."
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« Reply #6 on: 27 Nov 2018, 15:27 »

Hannelore: I think you're drunk.
Marten: what makes you think that?
Hannelore: that's not a urinal.
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QC Captions vol. 400 Quadricentennial Extravaganza
« Reply #7 on: 28 Nov 2018, 09:44 »

FLASHBACK #2:



Alternate image due to first link being broken:

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Re: QC Captions vol. 400 Quadricentennial Extravaganza
« Reply #8 on: 28 Nov 2018, 10:10 »

TAI: "Two of these three contestants will advance to the semifinals of 'The Indie-boy Librarian Assistant!' and of those two, one -- One! -- will advance to a shot at the finals! Who will be the Indie-boy Librarian Assistant's Wacky Friend, who will have the humidity -- er, humility -- to fade into obscurity and who! Will be! The -- Significant Other?"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 400 Quadricentennial Extravaganza
« Reply #9 on: 28 Nov 2018, 10:29 »

TAI: "So, here are your three little ducklings who will follow you around all day hoping that you know what you're doing!"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 400 Quadricentennial Extravaganza
« Reply #10 on: 28 Nov 2018, 10:35 »

“Marten, your life is about to change in ways you can’t even imagine.”
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« Reply #11 on: 28 Nov 2018, 10:39 »

And this is the window through the fourth wall. Just ignore anyone you might see looking in.
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Re: QC Captions vol. 400 Quadricentennial Extravaganza
« Reply #12 on: 28 Nov 2018, 18:08 »

...can't see the image. :(
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Re: QC Captions vol. 400 Quadricentennial Extravaganza
« Reply #13 on: 28 Nov 2018, 18:56 »

...can't see the image. :(

Ditto
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Re: QC Captions vol. 400 Quadricentennial Extravaganza
« Reply #14 on: 28 Nov 2018, 19:14 »

...can't see the image. :(

Ditto

Trio. All I see is a circle with a thick hyphen inside it.
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« Reply #15 on: 28 Nov 2018, 19:52 »

I'll roll with it.
"No, sorry, this is the docking port for Space Station V. Ellicott Chatham-Clarke Station is in the same orbit, but 90 degrees east. Hope you have enough Delta-V."
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Re: QC Captions vol. 400 Quadricentennial Extravaganza
« Reply #16 on: 29 Nov 2018, 00:09 »

...can't see the image. :(

Ditto

Trio. All I see is a circle with a thick hyphen inside it!

That's a 'forbidden' mark. It means that the hosting company has either deleted the file or has blocked hot-linking.
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QC Captions vol. 400 Quadricentennial Extravaganza
« Reply #17 on: 29 Nov 2018, 01:51 »

Argh. Sorry, I was trying to use Google to host the image because Photobucket was having a bad hair day. I’ll see if I can get it fixed in a bit.

Edit: Okay, I added a second copy of the image. Hopefully everyone can see at least one of them now.
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Re: QC Captions vol. 400 Quadricentennial Extravaganza
« Reply #18 on: 29 Nov 2018, 05:41 »

Tai: One of you will disappear and will never be seen again. We haven't decided yet who it will be, but it won't be Claire nor Emily...
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« Reply #19 on: 29 Nov 2018, 06:00 »

FLASHBACK #3:



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« Reply #20 on: 29 Nov 2018, 06:19 »

Faye: What should I do with this thing?
Bubbles: We have a woodchipper out back.
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Re: QC Captions vol. 400 Quadricentennial Extravaganza
« Reply #21 on: 29 Nov 2018, 06:20 »

FAYE: "Hi! What are your views on interspecies dating?"

BUBBLES: "That if I did it, it wouldn't be with you."

Ah... If only they'd known! :lol:
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« Reply #22 on: 29 Nov 2018, 07:41 »

Faye: “I feel this strange urge to ogle your butt.”

Bubbles: “You may proceed. The small horrible robot, however, must stop.”
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« Reply #23 on: 30 Nov 2018, 05:35 »

FLASHBACK #4: This is also a thing that happened


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« Reply #24 on: 30 Nov 2018, 05:35 »

MAY: "Hello! I'm the dictionary definition of 'mixed blessing'!"
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« Reply #25 on: 30 Nov 2018, 07:20 »

DALE: "I never realized until just now that one of my fantasies was to relive Dr. McKennah's last scene from 'Star Trek: Continues.'"
MAY-o-GRAM: "I suppose you think you're Spock. Also, SPOILERS, you jerk."
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« Reply #26 on: 30 Nov 2018, 07:33 »

“Hi, I’m from Amazon! We’ve decided to make Alexa even creepier!
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« Reply #27 on: 30 Nov 2018, 11:23 »

I'll be your ghost of Christmas not to come. ... Yeah, Marley thought it was time for a change of theme.
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« Reply #28 on: 02 Dec 2018, 03:45 »

Loli-ghost: “My nose? Oh, that’s still in beta-testing.”


Optional Dale: “Along with the rest of your clothes, I guess?”
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« Reply #29 on: 03 Dec 2018, 11:57 »

Narrator: "I know it sounds crazy ,but something horrible came out of his glasses! And it wasn't Alice!"

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What would this artist have to do?
What kind of masterpiece would she have to create to get recognition from those around her?"

May: "Can I be of... assistance." [Starlost computer voice - acting so wooden it makes the petrified forest seem animated in comparison]



I think the coffee kicked in  :psyduck:
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« Reply #30 on: 03 Dec 2018, 21:08 »

Hi, Im from Amazon! Weve decided to make Alexa even creepier!
Best one so far.

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