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QC Captions vol. 401
« on: 02 Dec 2018, 14:03 »

Since Zebediah indicated that he wanted to take a break from doing the QC Captions thread, I figured I'd jump in and do it for a while. So, to get it started:

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Re: QC Captions vol. 401
« Reply #1 on: 02 Dec 2018, 14:13 »

VET: "Well, I..."

MRS A.: "Never again will you be alone my good girl Cosmo! I will always be there to skritch you and give you walks and feed you treats..."

COSMO: "Wuf?"

CLAIRE: "It is a soul bonding!!!"

TAI: "I never have such a great time when high!"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 401
« Reply #2 on: 02 Dec 2018, 15:19 »

Vet: “It’s a girl!”

Clairemom: “A girl! I’m a mother again!”

Claire: “Hooray! I have a little sister!”

Cosmo: (I don’t even know what’s going on.)

Tai: (Neither do I, Cosmo. Neither do I.)
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Re: QC Captions vol. 401
« Reply #3 on: 03 Dec 2018, 12:03 »


Vet: “Sprinkles.”

Clairemom: “Sprinkles!

Claire: “Sprinkles!

Cosmo: "sprrrinkrrs?"

Tai: "sprinkles?"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 401
« Reply #4 on: 04 Dec 2018, 13:01 »

Vet: "She is pregnant."
ClaireMom: "Finally! I will become a grandmother."
Claire: "Sprinkles!"
Tai: "Confetti hitting the fan isn't really much of an improvement."
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Re: QC Captions vol. 401
« Reply #5 on: 04 Dec 2018, 19:39 »

Next image!

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Re: QC Captions vol. 401
« Reply #6 on: 04 Dec 2018, 19:45 »

Claire: "Did you know that I'm part of Spookybot?"
Marten: "So that's where you got that smile!"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 401
« Reply #7 on: 04 Dec 2018, 23:20 »

CLAIRE: "Aahhh... Do you know what I'm thinking about, lover-boy?"

MARTEN: "I know I'll enjoy it!"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 401
« Reply #8 on: 05 Dec 2018, 09:52 »

CLAIRE: "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?"

MARTEN: "I think so, but why would anyone want to see Snow White and the Seven Samurai?"



I was ready to hit POST when it hit me that I did read this somewhere before and it was not a decaffeinated brain fart on my part.
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Re: QC Captions vol. 401
« Reply #9 on: 07 Dec 2018, 00:35 »

Thanks, now I've got that theme stuck in my head for the rest of the day. :-P
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Re: QC Captions vol. 401
« Reply #10 on: 07 Dec 2018, 05:33 »

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Re: QC Captions vol. 401
« Reply #11 on: 07 Dec 2018, 05:40 »

BEEPATRICE: "Omituring! Help me! I've lost all control of my face display's colour balance!"

ROKO: "Read the manual, girl..."
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Re: QC Captions vol. 401
« Reply #12 on: 07 Dec 2018, 06:31 »

Beepatrice: "Sometimes it's hard to break habits from former jobs. For instance, I used to be a toaster. That's why my face keeps over heating. Not blushing, not anxious. Honest! Toaster! See?!"
Roko: "Sure, Sure..."
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Re: QC Captions vol. 401
« Reply #13 on: 07 Dec 2018, 11:16 »

Beepatrice: “Ahhh! I’m melting! Melting! Who would have thought a good little girl like you could destroy my beautiful wickedness! You and your damned dog! Ahhhhhh!”

Roko: “So you were really Corpse Witch in disguise all along! Suddenly I’m not sorry I spilled my tea on you!”
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Re: QC Captions vol. 401
« Reply #14 on: 10 Dec 2018, 13:07 »


Beepatrice: “zzzkkk %@$^%$#^% fweet  spzzzt &*^%(%@)   crackle   fweeet  zzzzzzzzzztttt”

Roko: “You're stuttering in ASL.”
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