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QC Captions vol. 404: Text Not Found
« on: 05 Jan 2019, 08:02 »

Sorry for missing two weeks. I spent most of that time without access to my laptop, and editing images is a pain on a phone...

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Re: QC Captions vol. 404: Text Not Found
« Reply #1 on: 05 Jan 2019, 14:33 »

Bot: “There’s a bunch of smelly people outside moaning about brains and tossing their internal organs around.”

Faye: “Ack! The zombie apocalypse has begun!”
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Re: QC Captions vol. 404: Text Not Found
« Reply #2 on: 05 Jan 2019, 14:51 »

BOVINE EXPLODER: "The green-skinned guys told me to hold this stuff for them whilst they got back their probes!

FAYE: "They've learned to exploit our gullibility!"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 404: Text Not Found
« Reply #3 on: 06 Jan 2019, 21:01 »

GUTSY GIRLBOT: "It's ... strange. Giant robots are just falling out of the sky and landing on everything. And everybody. The human next to me just ... sort of ... "
FAYE: "The bananas! Is my crate of bananas OK?"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 404: Text Not Found
« Reply #4 on: 07 Jan 2019, 13:43 »

SPLATTERBOT: Are you Ms. Faye? Professor Raven sent me to inform you that the dinosaur coffeemaker has returned to this continuum. Unfortunately, it seems there was an unforeseen bifurcation in the evolution of the local Calabi-Yau manifolds with a associated violation of the Pauli-principle in the fermionic projection of the local many-body statevector upon dimensional re-annealing, leading to robust radiative discharge that interacted with the biological matter at the re-entry coordina ...  (*)

FAYE: Professor Raven?


(*) "Cow + coffeemaker coming out of warp = Ooops!"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 404: Text Not Found
« Reply #5 on: 07 Jan 2019, 17:41 »

Incidentally-harvested image:

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Re: QC Captions vol. 404: Text Not Found
« Reply #6 on: 07 Jan 2019, 23:23 »

FAYE: "All I'm sayin' is... Look, life is short, even for you guys. If you want a set of human abs that smell of bread, you should just go for it!"

BUBBLES: "Faye, just because we started a relationship on impulse, doesn't mean that would work for everyone."

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Re: QC Captions vol. 404: Text Not Found
« Reply #7 on: 08 Jan 2019, 11:41 »

FAYE: "Fancy 'butt-emblem', huh? Speaking of which: Is it a tramp-stamp when it's on an AIs butt?"
BUBBLES: "Do humans consider debating secondary sexual characteristics of potential mates with their current partners a wise strategy?'"
ROKKO: "FAAHK OAFH!"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 404: Text Not Found
« Reply #8 on: 09 Jan 2019, 01:23 »

FAYE: "Ma na ma na."
BUBBLES: "Beep BEEE Bee Bee Beep."
ROKO: "Ma na ma ma?"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 404: Text Not Found
« Reply #9 on: 09 Jan 2019, 20:26 »

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Re: QC Captions vol. 404: Text Not Found
« Reply #10 on: 09 Jan 2019, 21:17 »

BUBBLES: "When you mentioned 'brain bleach' the other day I got to thinking and I came up with this."
ROKO: "Anyway, it turns out you CAN 'unsee' just about anything."
FAYE: "It. was. A JOKE."
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Re: QC Captions vol. 404: Text Not Found
« Reply #11 on: 09 Jan 2019, 23:27 »

BUBBLES: "This just feeds into my argument that animť is dangerous as a behavioural example."

FAYE: "I also think it makes sarcasm harder to detect!"

ROKO: "Look! Tears of joy! I'm happy!"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 404: Text Not Found
« Reply #12 on: 10 Jan 2019, 17:28 »

BUBBLES: "Please tell me you didn't show her that vid from our *secret project for an anonymous client*"

FAYE: "She was logged into the system to help with finetuning her sensors and suddenly she goes 'What is Pintsize_DO_NOT_OPEN_NOSRSLY.mp4?', so I tell her 'You don't want to know', and what do you know ..."

ROKO: "What has been seen ..."
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